Really in Reaction to the events of Ash and the Army of Darkness #8

[boomsticking]

Of course that was smooth! I was born smooth, baby! They don't call me the king for nothing! Everytime I blink a dame swoons, and she ain't an exception. Besides, who the hell wouldn't say yes to this face?

...why the hell're you laughing?!

Comments

[notfresh]

It seems as though they have knowledge that you do not.

[boomsticking]

[Cue grimacing.]

She doesn't know what she's talking about. Trust me, when the Ashman walks into the room the panties drop.

[detoxes]

Sounds pretty damn funny to me...

[boomsticking]

Hey, I was shooting for sincere! At least I tried to lay it on her real nice - no matter what the broad in charge thinks.

[detoxes]

You? Sincere? [She scrunches her nose.] Uh huh. Right...

[boomsticking]

[CUE INTENSE EXPRESSION.]

Hey, I'm plenty sincere. Do I look like the kinda guy who doesn't mean what he says?

[detoxes]

Mmmm -

[A nod.]

Yes.

As a matter of fact you do.

[boomsticking]

Then why the long face?

[detoxes]

[The slightest snort.] Nothing. Don't worry about it.

[boomsticking]

[NUDGE.]

Yeah right. Y'know I know you better than that.

[detoxes]

[Nope.

Not gonna answer.

Not gonna let him know she's ~jealous.]

[boomsticking]

[Hey, he's gonna assume it anyway - she might as well say it.]

Watch out, you'll end up our kid. You wanna go there?

[detoxes]

No. Not at all.

[Eugh.]

Just - no. Stop talking. Don't even think about that.

[boomsticking]

You think I want to think about it?! Yet here we are. Thinking. Ugh.