dear_mun | [Canon is Monsters Inc] Voice Test...

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I am not cute. Stop saying that.

I'm scary. Got it? Scary.

But I am a monster. And monsters aren't cute!

[pause]

Well, except for the ones who are useless. Cute doesn't get you anywhere.

Monsters are those awful beings that do bad things to you.

You're not a monster. You're cute, and your efforts will get you to the place you desire.

The place I desire?

I'm sure you've wished for something at some point in your life.

Yes, of course.

But I'm still not cute. I've never been cute. I don't want to be cute.

[He may be protesting too much.]

But your physical appearance might actually help you reach your goals. Don't you think so?

Oh, it does. It helps me become a great scarer.

No! You are not scary!

Please stop trying to be scary.

But it's what I do; what I've always trained for.