Canon is Independence Day. We had to.

[cablerepairman]

Happy July 4th, mun. Enjoy your cozy fireworks, and you - and your barbecue. Just remember... 

things could always be worse. Much worse.

Comments

[arach_nerd]

Yeah, you could be the scientific advisor on a Roland Emmerich film.

[flamethrowers]

So that's still a thing?

[cablerepairman]

What, celebrating Independence Day? Yeah, apparently so. I mean yeah, it's still a thing.

[streetfighter]

Aren't you a ball of patriotic sunshine?

[cablerepairman]

Me? Oh, I'm an all-American hero.

[streetfighter]

Really? I don't see a burger in your hand.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Someone had to say it.

[cablerepairman]

Someone has to remind them how easy they've got it.

Hello!

[soyoudonthaveto]

For example, my Mun could celebrate by watching your film. Or we could be getting a crappy sequel to an already crappy movie.

And it'd automatically be crappier based on lack of Will Smith, though consider After Earth, maybe he wouldn't have any effect whatsoever.