4.02

[burninhale]

Well, this is it. This is the end. I've been stabbed, shot, electrocuted, set on fire, come back from the dead, and this is what did it. I'm ready to lie down in a grave now. It's all gone, it's over, farewell.








Except coffins and grave plots actually cost money. Which we no longer have. Add to that —

...

No, let's focus on the money. I don't think we need to discuss anything else.

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[burninhale]

You know what, you should. And bring it to me, yourself, personally. So I can thank you. For being so thoughtful.

And for being so kind and friendly to — people. General, non-specific people.

[robinofthepack]

Wow, that doesn't really sound general and non-specific. Maybe I'll just have Derek give it to you.

Because there's literally only one person I can think of that I've genuinely been kind and friendly to lately, so I'm going to have to decline the offer to thank me in person.

[burninhale]

One thing I find remarkable about you, Stilinski, is the endless innovation. You're always coming up with new ways to be disappointing.

I'm not saying I disapprove, of course. There's no reason at all for me to say that.

[ Slight emphasis on "say." ]

[robinofthepack]

I'm disappointing? Remember when you left Scott and your daughter to deal with the berserkers alone?

A+ parenting there, douchebag.

[burninhale]

Parenting? I'm sorry, are you suggesting I should be doing that? Even though you still haven't told her who I am? No, I don't think any of you really want me getting involved. And I respect that. Don't you see me respecting that?

Besides, getting to Kate would've solved the problem.

[robinofthepack]

I'm going to tell her about you. You're a horrible person and she deserves better but she has the right to know who you are. Hopefully when she knows, she won't want you involved either.

And you dealt with Kate so well. Excellent job there.

[burninhale]

She'll make her own decisions, as she has so far. It's all a matter of progress, as you said. [ A small, spiky irony in his use of "progress." ]

Yes, my inability to shake off a close range stun grenade was definitely a much poorer showing than you staring impotently at her through a window. Would you dial it back already? Doesn't it hurt to be so ridiculous all the time?

[robinofthepack]

She'll make her own decisions with all the information. You might want to get prepared to tell your side of the story, dude.

I'm human, you're a werewolf. I have disadvantages you don't. You should be a lot more capable than you are. For example, you could have done a better job killing her the first time around.

[burninhale]

Don't you have a grandmother you should be teaching to suck eggs?

And you all could have done a better job killing me. But it turns out, none of us thought we had to. It wasn't a matter of skill or capability.

So before you start lecturing me again, Stiles, remember that I'm under zero obligation to help any of you, ever. So if you don't want my help re-murdering Kate Argent and her berserkers, well — I suppose I'll start my lucrative new career as a gravedigger.