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Alex Rex ([personal profile] cretaceous_cop) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-06-30 09:13 pm

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Yeah, yeah. You say it's just gonna' be an easy gig, but you've got the feelin' of a liar about you. Believe me, I can ferret out someone who ain't bein' straight with me like it's second nature.

I'm a seasoned officer, you little punk, and if you try to drop me somewhere that I don't like, I'll bounce your ass off the pavement like a rubber ball. Got it? If you ask me, I deserve to go somewhere nice and calm. Possibly tropical. The kinda' place that has little umbrella drinks on the house.