(Spoilers for Transformers: Age of Extinction likely)

[like_a_fat_ballerina]

At ease, mun. Relax. Ain't nothin' around here worth shootin' anyway.

*puffs away on his cigar*

Now you know and I know you ain't seen the movie enough times yet to be trying anything like that.  Sure, you're going to, but it ain't happened yet. 

Besides, you can't send me anywhere.  Prime gave us a job to do, and I aim to do it.  Besides, who else is gonna keep the rest of those yahoos in line?  Bumblebee?  Don't make me laugh.

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[bumble_b]

[There's a strident sound that can be heard as Bee huffs, crossing his arms over his chest like a pouting child]

▒▒Hey!▒▒I'm still better than Crosshairs.▒▒

[like_a_fat_ballerina]

[This gets a laugh out of him.]

'bee, I got rivets that have fallen off my fat ass that'd do better than Crosswise.