On her reservation @ entranceway

[humanities_greatest]

We can agree there's been enough madness in my life to prevent you from making such a poor decision like this. If the cure for the loons remains being a bullet in the skull, I might comply 'peacefully'.

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[bondtolife]

While I do understand violence is necessary to withhold threats such as these, I like to think there are times in which dialogue can help just as well.

[Spoken calmly, and having already served two tea cups for the two of them.]

[humanities_greatest]

Diplomacy and madness never fair well, girl.

[... tea you say? Okay, you can join her.]

This situation deems violence necessary.

[bondtolife]

[... Well, sadly she is correct, although Mami will gladly forget one of the incidents behind the whole "witches" thing. She nudges cake forward ]

Perhaps so, although even in madness may lie reasons that are still not necessarily out of logic. Sadly, I have yet to see violence working against any of our muns.

[Otherwise, Mami's mun would be very, very dead.]

[humanities_greatest]

I wasn't expressing my violence towards the muns.

[Oh no, this one here was referring to other characters. She'd shoot them if they were annoying enough.]

You're such a good-mannered girl. What is your name.

[bondtolife]

[... Well, that's disconcerting. Mami's expressions are only betrayed by the tiniest brow movement, as she even dealt with that meanie Homura. But quickly smiles back, standing and performing a curtsy.]

Thank you. I strive my best to be presentable in the best manner possible. My name is Tomoe Mami. It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss...

[humanities_greatest]

Hellsing. You may call me Sir Hellsing. [Don't think she didn't catch that. Now you're really making her curious.]

You're nothing but a child, there's no reason why you should have to worry your head with such existential thoughts.

[bondtolife]

... There are times in which even young people have to mature faster, and especially in games, for which sometimes there is responsibility for children and adults alike.

[Skirting around the issue, pardon the term, in part due to her nature as a magical girl. And the source of her countless issues.]

[captaingrabass]

[ Peacefully, she says. ]

Of course - the Hellsing Organization is a model of peace. Just like my Geese.

[ smirk ]

You're journal name is perfect

[humanities_greatest]

[Who ever says Integra Hellsing doesn't have a sense of humor is totally wrong. Sure, it's a little dark but its better than nothing, right?]

There are different forms of peace, a diplomatic one and that which requires force. I'm not ashamed of being partial to only one form.

Why thank you!

[captaingrabass]

Well if everyone was partial to the first, I'd be out of a job. [ Pip sighs with a shrug. ] And then I would just be a poor French man eking out a living in the countryside. How boring would that be?

[humanities_greatest]

Very boring, I imagine. Fortunately for you, as long as the human race remains in existence you will always have a job.

[Even though she knows you're dead... and she feels sorry about that.]

[captaingrabass]

[ Hey, he's not dead here; that's all that matters to him!

Besides it was a good death which is more than most mercs ever get.]

True, but I could hope for a little more human warfare and less vampires, ghouls, and whatever that bitch with the tattoo was.

[humanities_greatest]

Mind your manners.

[True. Don't freak out if she hands you a few cigar's of hers once in a while. You should at least smoke something AMAZING before you bite the dust. She can't think of another way to thank you for your service.]

That seems to be the train of thought of most who find out just what kind of madness lurks in the darkness. Rest assured, you're doing this for a good cause.

[Or for money. You're getting a nice thick paycheck, after all.]

[captaingrabass]

[ Money and morality - not many jobs give him both. In fact none of them have, but he doesn't mind. A mercenary who picks what's right over a paycheck probably won't have too many jobs lining up. ]

Ah, my pardon Sir Hellsing. [ Well he'll fake the apology anyway. Zorin is a bitch with a capital B. ] Believe the good paycheck helps.

[humanities_greatest]

[Some people think money can buy loyalty but even with all the money in the world, she knows that's not true. If the people involved don't have an ounce of morality left to respect the terms of contract, then the world is seriously gone. She respects you, don't worry.]

I do my best to accommodate my subjects.

[angstennou]

[Here, have an emo loon. Will you shoot him?]

As mad as it is, my life in the random haunted house I was put in is actually better than my normal life.

[humanities_greatest]

[Depends. She's actually feeling a little bad for you right now. Like just a little.]

That's... not good. [How do you even respond to that.]

[angstennou]

[He shrugs.]

It works for me. [At least while the people he likes are still there and bear with him.]

[humanities_greatest]

Conforming never ends well. [She can't be like you all, it would drive her nuts.]

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Apparently not enough madness.

[humanities_greatest]

What do you mean by that, exactly.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Way I gather, none of those places are exactly sane, or of sound logic.

[humanities_greatest]

You're assumptions are correct which is why I don't think I could handle this with a civil hand. I don't see a reason to.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Got to agree with you there. Just remember to watch who and where you shoot.

[humanities_greatest]

Is there some sort of consequence I wasn't told of?

[lifewithnoconsequence]

I'm sure there, don't really know what it would be though.

[humanities_greatest]

When I figure it out, I'll let you know.

[mute_mutt]

[Thanks to DM magic, the words just appear over his head.]

Making poor decisions for us all is often their way.

....this is glorious

[humanities_greatest]

So it seems.

[Hell no. Not you. Talk about getting a girl on edge.]

What do you want.

He is a true master of conversation

[mute_mutt]

[He seems rather confused by the statement, tilting his head to the side.]

...Want? I already got what I wanted, at your subordinate's hands. She was a good opponent. I thank you for having her go against me.

Keep it up, she might actually tolerate you

[humanities_greatest]

[Good job, Captain. This Integra hasn't given Seras the order yet but she can only assume that she won. Integra always wins. Either way, this had to be a first.]

I don't know what you're referring to but I'm going to assume it did not end well for you. Why would you thank me.

[mute_mutt]

You gave me what I wanted. Why did you assume I joined Millennium in the first place? Millennium was not the first army I served in, merely the last.

An honorable death by a strong opponent is the only suitable death my kind can have.

[humanities_greatest]

Man or beast, an honorable death comes with the actions that ensued their death. What do you have to show for this but a list of death and foul moral.

[mute_mutt]

I did not care about the lives of humans or vampires. I am neither of those, and I never have been. I have always been what I am. I only cared about finding an opponent that could kill me.

I am a beast, and morality holds no meaning to beasts. I did not kill any of the humans in London, nor did I help them. I merely did what was required of me.

[humanities_greatest]

Even beasts follow their sets of principle's, I'm not sure I understand yours. [Sure, she only bothers with those of vampires but hey, your kind was probably going extinct for a reason.]

You might not have risen your hand against my people but any beast willing to take orders from my enemies deserves to be slaughtered. If death was truly what you sought, you should have told me sooner.

[mute_mutt]

Were I not bound to my duty, I likely would have. Hellsing Manor would be the only place with enemies strong enough to destroy me.

There is a reason I am one of the last.

[humanities_greatest]

And now what. How are you doing in your supposed afterlife. Relieved? Regretful?

[mute_mutt]

Still being forced to exist at the whims of others.