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Julian Arenas ([personal profile] sociospatial) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-06-23 01:25 pm
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When you have questions, my sweet, I have answers.

Okay, let's talk.

Why do prosecutors like make a defendant waive a preliminary hearing? Preliminary hearing being one of the options for indicting someone, other than a grand jury. Lucky you, you're in Virginia, where they have both.

Think about it this way. How much discovery are you allowed to do on the prosecutor's evidence? That's right, not much. The fact that they even give you a police report on top of 1) your client's statements and 2) your client's criminal record is just generosity on their part, ridiculous as that sounds. They're only required to give you more when it hits one week before trial, and even then, not much. One week. Not much time to prepare, no matter what Law & Order tells you.

Now, a preliminary hearing. You get to hear the officer testify. You get to hear the evidence they plan to put on. It's a discovery substitute. Beyond that, it saves them time and energy that they can spend prosecuting more pointless cases.

See? I'm on your side.
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[personal profile] debts 2014-06-24 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound busy.

[ Believe it or not, it's more observation than cloying statement. ]
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[personal profile] debts 2014-06-27 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's well-justified.
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[personal profile] debts 2014-06-27 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Who's your VP?
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[personal profile] debts 2014-06-27 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Did she spend a few years trapped under ice?

I hear that would go great.
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[personal profile] debts 2014-06-27 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you have a preference?
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[personal profile] charliekellyrat 2014-06-25 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
How much do you know about bird law?
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[personal profile] charliekellyrat 2014-06-25 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
You know, dude, I'm not out on that one yet... but I'm leaning towards laws made by birds, applying to human beings?

[ Charlie's fascinated with lawyers. ]
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[personal profile] charliekellyrat 2014-06-26 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you're a REAL lawyer, mister?

Always wanted to meet one in person but now I'm not sure you're the real thing.
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[personal profile] charliekellyrat 2014-06-26 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome!

You know, I was thinking about becoming a lawyer... do you have to read to become a lawyer?
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[personal profile] charliekellyrat 2014-06-26 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds easy! Should I get a special lawyer name or is Charlie lawyer-y enough?

What's your name?
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[personal profile] charliekellyrat 2014-06-26 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a janito- I work at Paddy's Pub! You should come over, we've got beers and peanuts.