Precious frog baby incoming!

[woodlandfrog]

Prec- Uh. Th-thanks, I appreciate it. Nobody's been this nice to me since... Ah. Well, it doesn't matter. I should probably get back to work.

Um. Do you... Do you have anything for me to clean? Like a window or something? I don't mind mopping floors or sweeping, I just... need something to keep myself busy. I'll even do bathrooms! I mean, it'd be no problem. I don't mind. Whatever you need me to do, I'll get to it right away.

[ I'm fine without a janitor, thanks. ]

Oh. Of course. You look like the sort to keep things tidy. Sorry if I, uh, offended you... Hey, if it's alright for me to say this, you're kinda... um, small. So if you've got any heavy lifting you need to do, just give me a shout and I'll do it for you. I'm a lot stronger than I look. I hope.

Please, I really need something to do. Anything's fine, really.

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[blueherring]

H-hey, hey hey... If you're not doing anything you should definitely not complain about it. Never complain when you get to do nothing. Never never never.

[She basically thinks that doing nothing and being lazy is the best thing in the universe, thank youuu.]

[woodlandfrog]

Oh, but, uh... I kinda like having things to do.

[ Don't be meeeean, he'll totally cry. Maybe. When nobody's looking and he's snuggled up in the janitors closet with Mrs. Mop. ]

[blueherring]

[Well, he's totally 4000% adorable. She's not gonna be mean when he's totally 4000% adorable.]

Huuh. Well, that's a little weird. But okay, okay I guess I get it. I guess.
What... do you usually do, sweetie?

[woodlandfrog]

[ Also 4000% traumatised, but that's a story for another time. ]

I clean? I mean, I do other stuff, like... sleep. And eat. But I usually just clean. It's, uh, not that bad, I guess.

[blueherring]

[D:]

Heyyyy, buddy. Nonono.
Someone doesn't like, make you clean, do they? Cause that's just mucked up.

[Choice of wording. She could have said something else.]

You could pick up a hobby! Look I'd even help. We could pick up a hobby!
Like-- uhm... anything you'd wanna do?

[woodlandfrog]

No, nobody makes me, I just... do it because I like it. Gives me something to do, y'know?

[ She's not the only person who doesn't understand. Fly just wishes he was better at explaining it. ]

Oh, geez, I- I couldn't. Thanks, though, for offering, that's really, really nice of you.

[blueherring]

I'll cry if you don't say yes.

[Oh man.]

[woodlandfrog]

[ Don't do this to him. ]

Uh. W-well, if you put it like that, I guess my bosses wouldn't mind if I picked up a hobby...

[toadthejanitor]

[Yeahhh... Something about this looks all too familiar and extremely depressing.]

Look, I can't exactly offer you a job right now, but the Jean Grey School needs a janitor. I don't suggest it, since they forgot to give me a bed. And BAMfS poop everywhere. But if you're really that in need...

[woodlandfrog]

[ Hey, amphibian janitor pal, is your life crappy, too? ]

They forgot? Seems like a weird thing to forget. [ Hm. To consider a job where he'll be almost completely ignored, or wander aimlessly through his mun's skull until Snow or Bigby lets him come back to the Woodlands. Well, this is a no brainer. ]

Still... Thanks. I'll think about it, since I don't really sleep much, anyway. Do you, uh, have a name? I-I'm Flycatcher, but you can just call me Fly, or Catcher, or, uh, really anything is fine.

[toadthejanitor]

[Yep. Though Toad's crappy life is partly his own fault.]

Yeah, well there were major renovations and inspectors on the way and Wolverine's never been the most attentive to details.

[All excuses, but better than saying he was too scared to ask for a bed.]

Yeah, nice to meet you Flycatcher. I'm Toad. I seem to be stuck in my mun's head at the moment, but at least it's quiet and peaceful here, you know? No mad scientists, nothing exploding, no chances of failing.

[realridinghood]

Sneaking away to clean again?

[blueherring]

If you work-- you could totally multitask and do both at once.
...What's your name?

[woodlandfrog]

[ OOC: Just a quick warning, I haven't read the Fables comic series yet, but I have an idea of what happens with Fly and Red? Sorry, hope you don't mind if I play things by ear. ]

I wouldn't call it sneaking...

[woodlandfrog]

Dunno if I've got the skills for that, but I'll give it a go.

I'm Flycatcher. Nice to meet you, Miss.

[blueherring]

Flycatcher?
Hey... that's cool! You sound like a complete badass with a name like that. So jealous!

[She nudged his arm lightly.]

I'm Kat.
Like a cat? Meow.

If you really need a job, you can always just clean my house. Ehh?

[woodlandfrog]

Uh-- Really?

[ What's with nice ladies being nice to him, this is so unusual. ]

Kat? That's cute. You- You don't mind me saying that, right? Geez, way to sound like a creep.

It's not so much the job, I need. I'd do it for free - volunteer work, I guess you'd call it. I just... need something to do. Gotta keep myself occupied. [ Otherwise... ]

i actually binge read the issues and descriptions just to learn about him... poor baby. ;n;

[blueherring]

I don't. You're fine.

[She pat his back.]

You can clean up my apartment. It kind of needs it anyway, a-actually...

You know, I spend my time solving other people's problems, basically. No time to clean.
You could stay with me too. I got a couch. It's kinda cool. It even reclines.

[realridinghood]

[ooc: no problem. I can avoid any major spoilers.]

What would you call it then?