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[therightagent]

'Steve is Bucky catnip.'

'Steve is Bucky catnip.'

I hate you. I'm putting in for a transfer.

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[like_a_gerbil]

What?!?

[therightagent]

Transfer. I shouldn't have to work in these conditions.

[like_a_gerbil]

Not that part. The part about catnip.

[therightagent]

What is there to say?

[like_a_gerbil]

[This is something that something that doesn't make sense to Steve since in some ways he still sees himself as the skinny artist instead of the super soldier.] I'm catnip?

[therightagent]

[Oh, please, Steve. You were Bucky catnip since long before the serum.] I don't have to answer that.

[like_a_gerbil]

No, you don't but it doesn't make sense. Why'd you set me up on all those dates?

[therightagent]

You deserve a nice girl.

[like_a_gerbil]

Still doesn't make sense, Bucky. If you... You really think those dames were nice compared to you?

[therightagent]

[Yeah, okay, she deserves that. She didn't realize how badly she misjudged some of his dates until they. Went kind of bad.] Well, they seemed it, up until the point where I realized they were apparently blind.

[like_a_gerbil]

You're a nice girl. You were back then and you are now. [The blind dates are an awkward subject since it seems like the serum didn't really change things.] Maybe they weren't blind.

[therightagent]

[Steve, that's sweet, but she's really not. Not the kind you keep, anyway.

She chooses not to get into that, though.] Yeah? And what's that mean?

[like_a_gerbil]

I've never had good luck with women.

[therightagent]

You'll get the hang of it. Especially if Nat keeps helping.

[like_a_gerbil]

[That comment causes Steve to roll his eyes but there is a hint of a smile.]

Trying to fix me up with every woman who worked at SHIELD doesn't count as helping.

[therightagent]

It is when you consider what she's like when she's actively sabotaging.

[arach_nerd]

Steve is everybody catnip.

[therightagent]

[Hey what no he is an exclusively Bucky deal :|] Sure.