new wheels!

[grem]

I straight up can't even blame you for wanting this fresh start, cuz that icon shit is a mess. Like, the biggest mess my face has ever contributed to in a whole fuckin' four-year stretch of messes.

This is nice, dude; it's different, it's open, it's cleaner. And, y'know, if you're starting to feel it again, awesome. I'm kinda looking forward to it.

Comments

[anglerkisses]

How can that face make a mess? Please.

[grem]

I do more damage than Helen of Troy, okay, it's a real problem.

[anglerkisses]

Danger in black, huh? You don't look that bad.

[onteamdyson]

Hahahaha, right? I straight up can't even believe-- I fear change. [GRABBIN UP ON YOUR SHIRT LIKE AN ANGRY COP IN AN ACTION MOVIE, LOOK HER IN THE EYES MAN.]

You look like you de-aged ten years. Are you twelve? You look twelve. LOOK AT YOUR HAIR! It's so... different.

[... Someone's going a little stir crazy up there. Kenzi's not handling retirement well.]

[grem]

[ OH GOD OH GOD CALM THE GF CALM THE GF SSSSssshhhh shooosh shoosh have some hairpets D: ] Dude! Dude, it's a haircut, breathe, it's okay.

[onteamdyson]

[No, no-- what? What are you doing-- oh. Oh, okay, that's actually kinda soothing. Okay, she will allow this.]

WHO CUT YOUR HAIR?! [The hairpets are helping! She's only shaking you half as hard!] Did you at least save it so we can auction it off on eBay?!

[grem]

I love you, but no. [ Headnudge. ] C'mon, it'll grow back. And the other shit means the faces I make weren't picked by a fuckin' computer, so it's all good.

[onteamdyson]

[Okay, you know what, it's not even that terrible up close. It's kind of cute. Fine. She releases his shirt to hug him instead.]

Say that first part again, dude. Didn't quite hear you, must be something in my ear. Like a bug or chocolate chips.