Voice test, Canon is Atop The 4th Wall

[badcomicsburn]

So you finally managed to bring me here, huh? About damn time. I was going to resort to reviewing comics inside your head. But are you sure you know me enough?

Oh, really. You're just scraping by on those plot compilation videos, aren't you? Maybe get back to that canon review instead of assuming you know. You're only at Hardcore Station #1 where I haven't even defeated Lord Vyce for the first time yet.

So yeah. Nice to see you're so on top of things.

Comments

[punsofiron]

But you'd make the most adorable earth pony. Or maybe a unicorn, since you use so much magic. You could hide the horn under your hat!

[badcomicsburn]

I'm not going to be a pony.

[punsofiron]

It's not so bad once you get used to it. All the cool kids are doing it!

Besides, maybe it'd shut up the tabloids trying to insist me and mister Finevoice are an item. [makes a face]

[badcomicsburn]

In case you haven't noticed. I'm not a kid, nor am I a pony. I AM A MAN!

...Wait, what was that thing about you and Harvey?

[punsofiron]

Yeah yeah, we know.

[Sigh] For some reason some tabloid magazine assumed that we were dating because we had a big argument at the Gala.

[badcomicsburn]

Wh- but-

That has got to be one of the most stupid, idiotic things I've ever heard. It would be like me dating every single person in the credits of the comic books I review. Just because people get into an argument doesn't automatically mean that they're married.

[punsofiron]

[Oh God don't tempt the fates, 90s Kid probably writes enough Liefeld fanfiction as it is.]

Yeah, tell that to his fangirls. [she sighs.] Needless to say it's been pretty trying.

[badcomicsburn]

Well, sad to say I won't be there for a while if at all. But you can review that stupid tabloid magazine for me.

[Linkara believes in your snarky prowess!]

[punsofiron]

Oh no, I'm not taking over the show again. I'll just keep a backlog and we'll have a bonfire when you get here.

[badcomicsburn]

[Oh. Linkara sort of wanted to see Liz tear them a new one.]

...Okay then. I'll have a lot of work cut out for me if my mun manages to get off his lazy ass and continue that canon review.

[punsofiron]

[She does that anyway, don't worry.]

At least it's not Countdown. Godspeed!