[Indifferently, though Irene inclines her head toward him, eyebrows arched. John Watson. He had been so angry with her, when she had wanted to keep her survival a secret. It was interesting. Heartwarming, she guessed. And Irene was quietly glad Sherlock had someone so dedicated.
Not that she would ever say so.]
He has a mouth on him. I should teach him a lesson.
[Is he messing with her? Irene eyes him for a moment or two before she steps forward, to eye him, gently adjusting his head by a few fingers to his chin, arching her eyebrows.]
I'd love to slap you to be sure, but --
[Irene tilts her head slightly before patting his cheek lightly.]
An addict of adrenaline is not the same thing as a lover of pain, my favorite genius.
Moriarty will tear you to pieces. You won't enjoy it.
[The thoughtful expression turns into a smile, at that, fingers brushing away his curls gently before she sighs.]
Moriarty may be overconfident, but he's also horrifically patient. And he lacks that delightful little moral subcode that you've seem to developed for yourself over the past months, with your friend and your landlady.
But I will turn my mind to it, with all my concentration, and it will make our little skirmish look like a game of hopscotch, the planning it will entail.
The moral code does chafe, a little- but it will help in this instance. You see, I would still kill any number of people to keep them from being hurt.
A flexible moral code is useful in your line of work.
[But that won't save him from Moriarty and his brilliant insanity.]
The difference between you and he, Sherlock, is that he would murder an entire city just to keep you running. You must admire his tenacity at the art of causing pain. He's a perfectionist.
Why, to inflate your ego because you're better? I'll happily take your shoes for a day if you take mine.
[Mischievously, but Irene plays along, and settles to staring intently at him, searching, as Sherlock tends to do. Though she requires more of a true look instead of a cursory glance.]
Much of this is cheating -- I've had my eye on you for a long time, but let's try for something I've learned in the past weeks with you --
[And Irene tilts her head.]
There is absolutely nothing well-adjusted about you -- you hardly eat, you never sleep, and as for a normal healthy sexual relationship --
[She draws a finger down his chest with a grin.]
That would require time. You leave no loose ends, and nothing unanswered, but you have yet to respond to a single text from me. Something would tell me that you're afraid of connection, but I don't think that's quite right -- it's something far more complicated and layered than that. You like challenge and any of your associates, be it your landlady or your best friend or your neighborhood friendly dominatrix must be the same.
[And Irene leans forward slightly, to whisper in his ear -- ]
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So I should have said that I was playing a game with someone other than you. I'll remember that for next time.
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[Irene folds herself into a chair, watching him intently, a hand underneath her chin.]
I owe you my life.
[Quite sincerely, which should be a miracle in and of itself.]
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[Although she would be wise to allow herself to remain dead for some time yet.]
But if you do, do not use me as a weapon against him ever again. Remember that, and I will consider us even.
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Even.
[A soft laugh as she leans back into her chair.]
Your life would have been boring and bland without me, Sherlock. I think my little game was well worth your antics in a terrorist camp.
[But there's a warmth in her eyes, as she says it, and it's quite clear, without saying so, that Irene will do as he asks.]
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[He defends, oh-so-mildly.]
And I have a friend.
[His very first, and very peculiar. And Mrs Hudson, too, of course. But Irene is right, he values her presence in this world.]
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[Indifferently, though Irene inclines her head toward him, eyebrows arched. John Watson. He had been so angry with her, when she had wanted to keep her survival a secret. It was interesting. Heartwarming, she guessed. And Irene was quietly glad Sherlock had someone so dedicated.
Not that she would ever say so.]
He has a mouth on him. I should teach him a lesson.
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[Dismissing, quietly.]
And if you forced the issue, he'd simply refuse to learn.
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[Just as dismissively. And, suddenly, she is on her feet again to step just within his personal bubble.]
You, on the other hand --
[And Irene reaches up to touch his cheek before drawing away her hand, changing the subject smoothly, with a quick smile.]
What next, then, for the great Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective?
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[A grim little smile. There are a number of people in his life who will not be safe until Jim is dead. She is only one of them.]
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Best to let sleeping dogs lie, Sherlock.
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Shall I psycho-analyze you and let you know for sure? I love a good masochist.
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I'd love to slap you to be sure, but --
[Irene tilts her head slightly before patting his cheek lightly.]
An addict of adrenaline is not the same thing as a lover of pain, my favorite genius.
Moriarty will tear you to pieces. You won't enjoy it.
[Neither will I.]
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[Or promise. He leans into the pat, eyes closing, but smiles.]
Moriarty is overconfident. I will move slowly, once I know enough for interference to prove effective.
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Moriarty may be overconfident, but he's also horrifically patient. And he lacks that delightful little moral subcode that you've seem to developed for yourself over the past months, with your friend and your landlady.
[But Irene is curious, and she has to know -- ]
How will you defeat him?
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[He informs her, patiently.]
But I will turn my mind to it, with all my concentration, and it will make our little skirmish look like a game of hopscotch, the planning it will entail.
The moral code does chafe, a little- but it will help in this instance. You see, I would still kill any number of people to keep them from being hurt.
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[But that won't save him from Moriarty and his brilliant insanity.]
The difference between you and he, Sherlock, is that he would murder an entire city just to keep you running. You must admire his tenacity at the art of causing pain. He's a perfectionist.
[She searches out his eyes, for a moment.]
He will stop at nothing to win.
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[He answers her, meeting her gaze.]
Because I have long suspected that I would.
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[She doesn't look away.]
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Well-adjusted sociopath, remember?
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But I still don't think you could do it.
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Go on- you do the talking this time. Play detective.
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[Mischievously, but Irene plays along, and settles to staring intently at him, searching, as Sherlock tends to do. Though she requires more of a true look instead of a cursory glance.]
Much of this is cheating -- I've had my eye on you for a long time, but let's try for something I've learned in the past weeks with you --
[And Irene tilts her head.]
There is absolutely nothing well-adjusted about you -- you hardly eat, you never sleep, and as for a normal healthy sexual relationship --
[She draws a finger down his chest with a grin.]
That would require time. You leave no loose ends, and nothing unanswered, but you have yet to respond to a single text from me. Something would tell me that you're afraid of connection, but I don't think that's quite right -- it's something far more complicated and layered than that. You like challenge and any of your associates, be it your landlady or your best friend or your neighborhood friendly dominatrix must be the same.
[And Irene leans forward slightly, to whisper in his ear -- ]
And you've a bit of croissant on your collar.
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