why are you so unreasonable omg

[crownless]

All right, bitch, clean the saltwater out of your ears and listen good!

Just because you're on your shitty tropical vacation doesn't give you an excuse to let me sit and gather dust here! You got wi-fi now, don't you? [y-yeah but--] So you should be apping me in already. I'm a busy man, and your mosquito-bitten ass should know better than to let a protagonist fall behind in the plot. We clear?

...What do you mean, it's a monthly cycle?!

Fuck patience! Talk to a mod-- find a way around it!! [uh, no.]

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[ishotyouuu]

Heh. Easy there, tiger.

Haven't you ever heard that patience is a virtue?

[crownless]

[SULKS]

Do I look like the virtuous type? She won't tell me everything, but if shit's apparently going south I should be there by now.

[ishotyouuu]

I know the feeling. There're quite a few people who'll be happy to see those douchey glasses of yours again.

[Himself included.]

[crownless]

[and he'll be happy to see wade and his superhero footie pajamas, too.]

I hope I get another pair when I come back in. The lenses are busted.

Hang in there, all right? I'm just running a little late.

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade barks out a cynical laugh at that.]

It's Haven, dude. Even if it wasn't, I've pretty much got hangin' in there down to a science.

Just don't take too long. Wouldn't want me to grab all the heroics for myself, would you?

[crownless]

[he wants to apologize, which is weird-- it's not his fault, is it?-- but he still feels a little twinge of guilt for having mentioned anything at all.]

Heh. Of course not. I've gotta make my dramatic entrance, after all, right? You better be around to watch it.

[ishotyouuu]

Wouldn't miss it for the world, bro.

[That statement seems to have more meaning than he'd intended.]

[crownless]

[oh.... no...... awkward pause as Travis realizes how bizarrely flattering that feels.]

Uh, well! Let's-- let's not get all sappy here. Cramping our collective style.

How 'bout that frozen food and running water, huh?

[ishotyouuu]

[Yup, still adorable when he's flustered. Good to see that hasn't changed.]

Fresh food, dude. I don't think we have the technology to master frozen yet. Unless someone's been working on it while I've been dead or--

[fuuuuuuck he hadn't meant to let that slip out]

[crownless]

[TOO LATE]

Run that by me again.

shinji is best waifu fight him travis

[digsdeep]

Hey, asshole! Treat a lady with more respect, y'hear? You're lucky she even lets some mug like you out to breathe if you're complaining like a baby.
These people give us a chance to not look like idiots and you squander it.

[And then Kanbe purses his lips in concern. Water is scary shit, how could you take it so lightly Travis eesh!!]...Plus beaches are dangerous! She could be in trouble and you're sitting here going on about dust! What a wimp. You Westerners really oughta take a few lessons from a real warrior.

ur waifu is 3DPD SHIT

[crownless]

Respect?! I'm not gonna respect somebody who's always jerking me around! I deserve to complain, it's not a privilege!

Trouble, my ass. She ain't in any trouble or I would've heard about it. And it was a metaphor, get it straight!

DISGUSTING HE'LL FUCKING SUPLEX U FOR TALKIN SHIT BOUT HIS WAIFU

[digsdeep]

How bad off would you be without her, huh? They drag us out of poor luck and let us meet people, and you cry over it! Like you'd ever travel half as much as they let you!
But if you wanna look like a crybaby, fine by me. Just don't expect me to wipe your nose when you're done.

[Nose in the air gosh how often does he get to take the moral high ground???] If you're such a great guy to talk to, I wouldn't tell you jack either if I drowned. You have to think about how you treat girls, metal floors or not! Otherwise they shoot you or something!

NOT IF HE SUPLEXES U FIRST!!!

[crownless]

[As annoyed as he is with Kanbe... he's right. BETTER NOT ADMIT IT OOPS]

Yeah, whatever. You ain't seen the shit I have in games, I've got reason to whine about it.

[metal floors.....]

I know the kind who'd shoot. She's too chicken for that. We'd both be better off if she fucked off and left me be.