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[badwriting]

Come now, mun.

Why do you believe I am reluctant to show myself in a public place? There is nothing as well worth having as our friendship; it is a pleasure to come in and cut you a path.

I will even find you some friends here, if you like. I'm a generous guy.

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[holyfight]

Oh, I know just the thing!

Salmon and bean bread! That'd go well with a nice french onion soup!

[badwriting]

[Sounds horrible.]

Oooh. That would be nice! Even better if you deliver it to me and I cook the soup for us, don't you think?

[holyfight]

A-Ah--! Do you mean it? No one ever asks me to cook for them!

I'd love to!

[Those might be actual hearts and sparkles around her, good god]

[badwriting]

Very well.

Invite Ichigo, if you like.

Unless you want us to be alone?

[Cause hey. He might as well ruin Ichigo's life further.]

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[holyfight]

[DOES SHE DARE?! HE JUST SAID THEY COULD HAVE DINNER ALONE B-B-BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN OH GOSH NO WAY SHE COULDN'T SHE SHOULDN'T SHE CAN'T...

...but she really, really wants to.

But it's probably not appropriate and he probably didn't mean it anyway and either way it just wouldn't look right and there was just no way she could ask him to do something like that...

...but she really, really wants to]

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[holyfight]

O-Okay! I'll invite him over, too! Then we can all have dinner together!

[Is that a date? Wait, which one would the date even be?!]

[badwriting]

... Very well. That's that then.

[It appears her bond to Ichigo remains strong.]

I wonder what day it should be. Thursday? I hope you tell Ichigo I'll be happy to see you both. Do you think he'll enjoy beef stew?

[holyfight]

Uhn! That should be fine - I can't imagine him saying no!

Hmm... I can make hot pot, too! Or sukiyaki!

[badwriting]

Sure.

[Cook whatever. He'll give it to Shishigawara.]

Hey, Orihime? It would be nice if someone invited Sado-kun, don't you think?

[holyfight]

Ah! Have you seen Sado-kun around? It's been a long time since Mun-san and I saw him around!

[badwriting]

Not recently.

I thought he might like to spend some time with us. What do you think?

[holyfight]

Uhn! If you can find him, I'd be happy to have him over, too!

[Aww shucks - now it's less like a date and more like a study party. Oh well, Sado-kun was always welcome at Orihime's house!]

[badwriting]

Oh? Really? You're so kind.

Your warm heart really suits the heroine of a romance novel, you know?

[Oh Orihime bb. He loves you really, just for different reasons.]

[holyfight]

O-O-Oh, it's nothing! I have Sado-kun over to study sometimes anyway! A-And Kurosaki-kun, too!

[OH GOD WHY DID HE SAY THAT WHAT DOES HE MEAN SENPAI NOTICED HER KYAAAAAAA!!!]

Th-Th-Thank you, Tsukishima-kun! B-But that's too much....

[badwriting]

Haha.

Well, I'm not bothering you, I hope?

[holyfight]

Oh, no no! You're never any bother! I like talking to you a lot!

[badwriting]

[Awww, he's moved. Look at his smile.]

... Thanks. Your company's a pleasure.

[holyfight]

[He really is! Orihime is so sure! His smile is so nice, too...]

Y-You're welcome! Yours is, too!

S-So I'll see you at my place on Thursday?

[badwriting]

[D'aaaw.]

Of course.

Good night, Orihime.

[holyfight]

Good night, Tsukishima-kun!

[HAPPY WAVING WHEE]