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[badwriting]

Come now, mun.

Why do you believe I am reluctant to show myself in a public place? There is nothing as well worth having as our friendship; it is a pleasure to come in and cut you a path.

I will even find you some friends here, if you like. I'm a generous guy.

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No worries! <3

[badwriting]

[Oh hey, Ichigo.]

Hiya. Fashionably late as ever, I see.

[He hopes you're never this behind at parties.]

[bladeisme]

[Oh you just hush up, Tsukishima.]

Shut up.

[NOT A FAN OF YOUUUUU see when you mindfuck a guy it tends to build a grudge.]

I hope you end up going someplace you hate.

[Like a horror game.

Hint, hint]

[badwriting]

[Those words pierce his heart, man.]

Oh.

How unkind. Why are you being so cruel, Ichigo?

... Our friends would be disappointed.

[Can you see how much he cares?]

[Just voicetesting atm. Currently busy, otherwise I'd consider.]

[bladeisme]

[Oh hell No.]

Don't you dare call them our friends!

[ah, okay! I had to at least try, us bleach rpers are a rare breed nowadays. :P]

[badwriting]

[Sorry. His friends.]

Wow. Somebody's jealous.

[Yep! I'll see how busy I am. How active is Box atm?]

[bladeisme]

[INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

I'm not Jealous! The hell are you talking about?!

[BRO YOU BASICALLY SELF-INSERTED YOURSELF INTO THEIR LIVES. He has every right to side-eye you.]

[The Box can be kind of busy sometimes? but it has the easiest ac in the world, I'm not even kidding-one proof per month, which is either ten network comments, five action spam comments on the log comm, or three prose comments. Plus people will backtag with you forever. /ENABLES FURIOUSLY]

[badwriting]

[Smugness increases.]

Don't you get it? You're the only one who is having a problem with me.

What is that if not jealousy?

But don't worry, I'm a forgiving guy - I'll be sure to put in a good word. How is Orihime, by the way?

[He enjoys his Mary-Sue superpower, okay? Don't hate. :<]

[Doesn't sound too bad. I'll voicetest some more and if I stay IC I'll think about it. Reminds me I need to choose a canon point pfffsh.]

[bladeisme]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

I'm the only one having a problem with you because you brainwashed everyone else!

[Omfg do not even mention Orihime-he's glowering really hard at that.

Does he have to push you through a glass pane again? Because he will.]

[That's all I can ask for! We do have somewhat of a cast (Ishida, Orihime) and we're getting a Rukia soonish. And everyone is from the beginning of the FB arc I think? But hey, even if you don't, thanks for letting me attempt to enable you.]

[badwriting]

[Try it. It worked well the last time.]

Brainwashed?

No. They simply remembered their history. Mankind longs for a simpler and better world, and who deserves a good world if not them?

[As for you...]

If you cannot accept it, you'll just be a story they can't follow anymore.

[Oooh. Tempting. I wonder how they'd interact, since Ichigo's at an early FB-arc canon point. Let me check the game out and think of a manga chapter to take him from.]

[bladeisme]

Shut up.

[Oh wow, this is just as infuriating as it was before. And just as creepy.]

I'll never accept you messing with their heads!

[Yeah that would be pretty interesting! He wouldn't know anythihg haha. Do you perhaps have a plurk or something, because even if you don't decide to app I'd love to meme with you!]

[badwriting]

[Infuriating? Hey, Tsukishima's having a good time.]

Oh? Just as expected.

Still, it would be nice if you cared for their feelings. I am sure they don't wish to see their friends fighting, right?

[Ha! The enjoyment I could have. Feel free to friend safekeeping Only just made it - most of my RP contacts are AIM.]

[bladeisme]

[And Ichigo's so, so not.]

You're not one of their friends!

[He was ready to murder you to get them back, bro. He's pretty serious about this.]

And how the hell is that expected?!

[badwriting]

[Man, he knew you were too stupid to get it.

Anyway. He's pretty ingrained in the lives of your friends. Deal with it.]

Sorry. I guess I've said more than enough, really.

[He's silent for a while. He's enjoying this too much.]

[bladeisme]

[HE WILL NOT DEAL WITH IT OMFG

Especially not now.]

Oh. Oh no.

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NO YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN HIS LIFE MORE NOOOOO]

[badwriting]

[Yes he is.

Hello, cousin. But is that it, really?]

You could at least pretend to be pleased, Ichigo. I came all this way to see you. It's been a while.

[bladeisme]

Don't act like you're some kind of long lost relative, goddamnit!

[Well, he's also in contact with the mun, and uh. He knows the plan.]

...I can't believe I'm almost happy they're planning to send you to that place.

[Because while he's sure you're going to make his life a living hell, at least that place will also hurt you in return.]

[badwriting]

[He's smiling about that. He also knows the plan. He made it, after all.]

Don't you understand yet, Ichigo?

I suggested she send me to that place.

[And evidently he stabbed his mun and maybe Ichigo's through the fourth wall.]

[bladeisme]

[aaaand here comes the horrified shock.

Nope. NOPE.

He can't deal anymore that's just

N O P E

He's....gonna start backing up now.]

Y-You're insane.

[badwriting]

[He isn't bothered about what you think, honestly.]

No. I'm normal, and to all of them you're the crazy one.

I'm coming, Ichigo. That's your reality.

[A disappointed sigh before he ends.]

I may not even have to do my own work.

[bladeisme]

[Oh god, he's...going to grit his teeth at that. Screw you, Tsukishima.]

Not if I can help it.

[...He's still going to leave, but...well. If you can hear this, you'll still have plenty of fun tormenting him there.

He hasn't quite hit rock bottom yet, and taking his friends would do just that.]