EVEN WHEN HE IS NOT HERE

[fukkinawesome]

I named it Nate because it puts me the fuck to sleep.

Comments

[jokester_not_joker]

So you're going on some weird adventure with a bunch of animals that double as weapons of mass destruction?

[fukkinawesome]

Pretty much! But they took all my shit. And my mask. But they also took away all the cancer.

[jokester_not_joker]

Well that's nice of them at least. I still find it weird that every time I go into a game they take away my belt buckle. If they keep taking off my belt like this I might have to demand they take me to dinner afterwards.

[fukkinawesome]

Well that's shitty of them, they need to learn to keep their grubby paws to themselves.

[jokester_not_joker]

To be fair it was a nut-cracker I made for Owlman.

[Turning to the side he pulls on his belt and the titanium buckle would bounce out on springs at quite a speed. Definitely enough to wind a poor fellow.]

Still seems like they could let me keep the non-lethal weapons.

[fukkinawesome]

... I need that belt buckle yesterday. Can you make me one?

[jokester_not_joker]

Sure!

[Honestly this little bit of tech has been a bigger hit than anything else. Probably for the comedy value.]

Always happy to help when it'll be funny.

[fukkinawesome]

It'll be hilarious.

[jokester_not_joker]

Have anyone in particular in mind? You don't need to make the list. Just pick your top three.

[fukkinawesome]

That guy that owes me twenty bucks, Logan and I might have to hit Bruce too.

[jokester_not_joker]

If you mean Bruce Banner you might want to reconsider. I'm not even from the right universe and even I know not to give that guy a surprise hit to the family jewels.

[fukkinawesome]

Yes but he's really, really funny when he Hulks out.

[jokester_not_joker]

Oh right the no dying thing. I keep forgetting about that.

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah the no dying thing. I can pretty much do whatever I want.

[jokester_not_joker]

Then have at it, just don't tell the big guy I made it for you.

[fukkinawesome]

No one will ever know.