Old muse, possibly picking back up. Canon is "The Crow" (film canon only)

[everymansdevil]

Maybe you oughtta think this through, darlin.

You kicked me off that ship when you decided you couldn't handle me anytime things got a little too "real" for you. And you think you're any more prepared for it now, a year later?

I'm hungry. Don't fuckin' rattle my cage if you're not gonna give me some sport.

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[crowschild]

I'm guessing a burger down at the local McDonald's isn't going to satisfy your hunger?

[everymansdevil]

You'd be guessing right.

[crowschild]

Probably a good thing. That stuff's never good for your digestion.

[everymansdevil]

Neither's getting impaled, but hey. People endure.

[crowschild]

So, what do you eat?

[everymansdevil]

Stupid questions, apparently.

[crowschild]

I know a crow that eats souls and a kitten that eats magic. I've learned not to take people and their appearances as indication of food preferences.

[everymansdevil]

Next step is to not take every word as literal.

[crowschild]

Quite probably.

[everymansdevil]

[Eyebrow twitch.]

You come out here just to talk food or are you planning to do something interesting soon?

[crowschild]

Would you like me to throw a knives at you? Or I could hit you. OR are we talking about interesting for you.

[everymansdevil]

Can't it be all three?

[crowschild]

It's amazing how many people don't find me hitting them interesting or entertaining.

[everymansdevil]

Or threatening.

[crowschild]

Actually, no. I can't say I've ever really had that problem.

[he shrugs indifferently.]

I imagine you haven't either.

So, what's the boat all about?