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Darling...dear, dear darling writer of mine.

Where has the time gone? Yes, you and your writing, your story about how Sherlock and I survived, right? Yes, and there's work, yes yes, of course, tons of that. Planning, you're always planning? Maybe that's why you got me instead of Sherlock. Yes, that'd make sense. And those shows you watch, all that telly rots your brain, you can't even THINK when it comes to putting a journal together for me, can you?

Your life is so BORING. Why wouldn't you want to play with me? Come, I can bring you so much entertainment! Well, might not be entertaining for me but, that's where you come in. You find me a Sherlock, darling, and I'll spin your world whichever way you want. Consider this quid pro quo. Give me something to DO and I'll make life fun again.

You've got icons up, yes. And the journal. Hm, yes. But what about my profile? Or maybe even a post or two? I'm the Consulting Criminal, how do you expect people to contact me? Magic? You're absolutely RIDICULOUS! So SLOW and BORING. Just like the rest of the ordinary people. Ugh, you're never going to learn, are you?

Just, shut up and work on that journal of mine. I'd like to be presentable shortly for my clients, lest you wish on ruining my business, which would not be wise on your part.

Fix it before I fix you. And not in a good way.

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Good to see you up and about again, sir. If you need a touch of force, you know how to find me.

Edited 2012-03-12 17:06 (UTC)

I thought your final problem was that we were both alive. And I was in your way.

[He tilts his head.]

Clearly you didn't solve it.

Now Jim dear, would you really want to take on a client who can't even figure out a novel way of contacting you without the metaphorical ad in the paper?

Mmm, I always know how to find you, Moran.

How has your little vacation here without me been? Relaxing? Rejuvenating? Make you hate me just that much more, yes?

You thought wrong, Sherlock. And here, I thought you'd be smart enough to figure that out. Pity.

[curious look]

Are you really that thick that you can't figure out a simple riddle? How BORING of you.

Of course not, my darling. But, you have to have backups for the ones who couldn't solve their way out of a paper bag. It's how most of my clients come about, after all, not that you would ever fit into that category ♥

Oh, I think we've already established that I am far from boring.

If that was the case, I wouldn't be sitting here bored out of my mind~

If you were bored out of your mind... you wouldn't be here to begin with.

[But, he's quickly boring Sherlock.]

Oh come now, I'm not suicidal just because I lack distractions. You were my first in a very long time, sweetheart. It's just...disappointing you ended up like you did.

You're one to talk. Things went pretty much as I expected. Or at the very least, I had planned for.

I can't imagine you fixing anyone in a 'good way'... [Oops. Molly you were supposed to THINK that, not say it! Don't taunt the criminal!]

Is that so? Well then, I'm sure you know my next move then, don't you?

Molly! Oh Molly, my dear. How have you been holding up?

Kill me, now I suppose. Since you succeeded in ruining my reputation.

I'm not anyone's darling, Jim, and most certainly not yours. But I'll take the compliment. And wonder what you want.

BORING~

We need to work on your listening skills. I said I was saving your death for something special. This is only the beginning of our game. Or are you too dim to see that?

Whatever would I want from a woman who couldn't even beat the Virgin and the Iceman, hm? Yes, how are things going for you in hiding? Heard so many are after your pretty little head.

My mun and I would be more amused with your antics if either of us thought you had any clue what lay in the writers' minds. But since one is a pure genius and the other a total prat... Well...

[He doesn't need to say more.]

You always want something, Jim. Even a woman who couldn't beat Sherlock Holmes knows that.

Oh, um...f-fine, I suppose? How about...you?

'F-fine?' Oh Molly, has Sherlock been mean to you? What a naughty man, isn't he? I can straighten him out for you, if you'd like. But me? Oh, I'm on the top of the world. Just like I should be.

Whether you can provide me with what I want is another story. And unfortunately, dead women just don't have what I need.

Then your little pets won't be bothering me like they did in Karachi.

What, no! [She's quick to exclaim] Sherlock's just Sherlock. He hasn't been mean, you don't need to do...anything. [Really she just doesn't want to see him hurt.]

Oh, well...congratulations, then, I suppose.

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