possible revival

[jthm]

Well, well, well...what do we have here? You don't normally come to me unless you're upset with the world. So are you upset, munsie? Did the disgusting filth make you cry? Do you need me to disembowel them for you? I mean, I'm sure you gave me these shiny new knives for a reason, right?

Come on, let me out...let's play for a bit.

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im sorry

[fukkinawesome]

You look familiar, have I seen you screaming at inanimate objects before?

wow johnny...

[jthm]

Probably not, I only scream at inanimate objects in the safety of my own home. Plus I don't think I've ever met spiderman before.

[fukkinawesome]

Not Spiderman. Deadpool. Spiderman is hot, but I use weapons.

[jthm]

I use weapons too, big whoop, and what kind of name is Deadpool anyway? Do you keep dead people in an inflatable pool too?

[fukkinawesome]

I use them better.

Deadpool is what corrupt doctors take when they're betting on who dies first. Doctors are pretty much assholes.

[jthm]

Of course you do. But have you ever killed a man with a cheeto? Cuz I have.

and doctors...I have one of those. Though I'm not all that sure if he's the one currently tied to my roller coaster of doom or if he's the one I use as a vase.

[fukkinawesome]

If you shot it into a dudes neck fast enough.

Wouldn't it just be easier to shoot him in the face?

[jthm]

It would, and I could always do that. But where's the fun? Shoot a guy in the face, bang! He's dead. Then what? Listen deadpond, there's no fun in playing with a corpse. Those things are only useful for wall decorations and make shift kitchen utensils. But living beings with broken spirits...that's something.

OOPS YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT

[fukkinawesome]

I'm an instant gratification sort of guy. Like shattered skulls. Also arson. I do have a torture room, but I haven't really used it.

not a thing

[jthm]

Just a room? I have an entire multi level basement filled with toys I didn't know I had. But that's just me, I like playing with people.

Arson though, I once burned down a whole orphanage. Ahh fond memories...

shhhhhhhhhhh

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to shoot you if you keep talking like that.

[jthm]

Why bother? My mun keeps me locked away in her brain space for a reason, you know. Apparently I don't play well with the other kids or some shit like that.

[fukkinawesome]

Apparently. Don't know if you know, but I'm kind of in the super hero biz now. It's my job to shoot people like you.

[jthm]

Then you should know that I can't die. Trust me, I've tried enough times.

[fukkinawesome]

Oh. I can't die either, it's just a problem I have.

[jthm]

Well actually I did experience death once. I got shot in the face because of this girl I liked...and you know what happened?

[fukkinawesome]

I read your comics before. I know what happened.

I might still shoot you in the face though.

[jthm]

You read happy noddle boy? Man, you're one well equipped hobo then.

[fukkinawesome]

Actually, I have an apartment. I just know you. Trust me, you don't wanna know how well I know you.

[jthm]

Well that isn't creepy. Nope, not at all.

[fukkinawesome]

Hey, I stalk for a living. It's my job.

[jthm]

So why stalk me? What makes me so special?

[fukkinawesome]

Well all the mass murder for one. And the whole 'flusher' thing, people like to know about that. Believe it or not, you're a pretty important person. Don't you feel better about yourself now?

[existastherealm]

I'll never get used to seeing, well, me talking here. Assume you ARE me.

So.

Hello me. You sound like you're doing pretty neat.

[jthm]

I AM you...I think? Unless the wall sent you. Did the wall send you?