he's going to write a strongly worded letter about this!!!

[gramarye]

Really? This is what it takes for you to get excited about playing me? Don't tell me that it's "plot," you're doing it because you're... you're a jerk.

You suck. The end.

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[gramarye]

They'd have to be. I heard about the cordyceps.

I was having some good ones -- subjectively, yes -- I guess it was just a matter of time?

[fuckyouboots]

Oh, those are always the life of the party.

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner rather than later.

[gramarye]

The horror movie party that is Baedal.

She planned it that way. I think. Again: what a jerk. I'm sorry about your apartment, by the way.

[fuckyouboots]

Bring your own beer.

Eh, it was my fault I let the guy get away. Well, her fault, but you know how this works in the end.

[gramarye]

I was thinking more like bourbon. ... or, you know. Everclear.

Blaming them is more satisfying, really.

[fuckyouboots]

You go hard and deep. I like you.

It makes me feel better and that's all that fucking matters.

[gramarye]

Mild alcoholism does occasionally come in handy.

Well, fair enough.