dear_mun | canon is DMMd. Was enabled by others on plurk. Muse is LOUD. I need to review for him. ;; <3

You idiot. There aren't any deer on the moon.

*Pointing his megaphone at you, and... shouting. So it's even louder than it should be. What is volume control?*

Yoooou think I don't KNOW that?!

[OH CRAP, OW. HIS POOR EARS.]

TURN THAT THING OFF! I'M GONNA GO DEAF!

HUH?! DONNNNNN'T YOU DARE TALK BACK TO MEEEEEE YOU LITTLE SHIT!! YOU WANT ME TO ARREEEEEEEST YOOOOOOOOU?!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, YA BIG DUMB HUMAN! TURN IT OFF OR I'M GONNA SMASH IT! [With that huge mochi hammer he's got slung over his shoulder.]

*Akushima just presses a switch, and his megaphone opens up into a big-ass gun. Its core starts to glow as it charges power.*

LAAAAAAAST CHANCE, YOU FUCKERRRRRR! APOLOGIZE AND MAAAAAAYBE I'LL SPARE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!

[What the hell?!]

I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR ANYTHING, YOU PSYCHO! [No, but he will bend his knees and prepare to run if need be. Oh, and scribble black ink all over the crazy, loud man's face with his celestial brush, since he can do that without having to get any closer.]

*Having ink splashed on his face makes him yell even louder into the megaphone, and it discharges a giant ball of energy! It misses, but it blows a GIANT CHUNK of their surroundings to less than ash!*

YOU FUCKERRRRRR I'LL KILLLLLLLL YOUUUU!!!!

[Well crap, that escalated quickly. Yumigami's not sure he wants to stick around long enough for this crazy human to clear his vision lest he end up like that hill.]

YOU COULDN'T KILL ME IF YOU TRIED. [A bluff.] FINE, I'M GOING TO MAKE IT WHERE THE MOON NEVER SHINES ON YOU AGAIN! [Aaaaand then he vanishes into thin air with a flash of light.]

COMMMMEEEEE OVER HERE YOU LITTLE SHIIIIIIT!!

*He doesn't see the flash of light; by the time he can see again, Yumigami is nowhere to be found.*

GEEEEET BAAAACK HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!

Is it really necessary for you to shout? I'd like to not be deaf on top of blind.

WHAAAAT? I'M NOT SHOUTING!

*Um... yes you are, Akushima. At least he's not shouting in his megaphone (yet)?*

*Maybe if he takes a few steps backward...there.*

I take it you're displeased at your current state of being.

I HAVE THIS MORONNNNNN AT THE WHEEL - OF COURSE I'M PISSED!

SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THINNNNNG ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF POLICEWORK!!

*Two more steps back.*

I have a great appreciation of police work. Are you an officer or a detective?

*...Oh! What a great way to get on his good side, although Akushima is still suspicious. And... his tone quiets just a bit. But it's significant!*

...I'm the tooooop-ranked detective in Midorijima!

*Proud crazy man is proud.*

*Snake can still hear just fine where he is. Perhaps rational conversation can begin.*

Given that, it would be only natural that you wish to be portrayed in a manner that best befits your...*stature? rank?*...expertise.

HUH? *Akushima gives him a look, then remembers that he's blind.*

She's just a lousy brat - just like those terrorist bastards!

[...]

STOP LAUGHING!!!

*Good thing Snake decided to stand where he was.*

So you're also hunting terrorists? *He idly wonders if this detective knew Seven at all. Although given that he never did find out what his real name was, that probably wouldn't help.*

I hunt down AAAAAAAANNNYONE WHO VIOLATES THE LAW!

*Definitely good that Snake decided to keep his distance!*

Maybe your interests for yourself and your...scribe can dovetail neatly after all, Mr...what is your name?

Akushima.

*His canon never gave him a last name... or is it a first name? The world may never know.... Maybe the anime that's coming out will give him the missing name.*

You can call me Snake. *Also from a canon that doesn't give him a last name.*

What I was saying, Akushima, is there are scenarios and locations out there with a lot of criminals. Although you wouldn't be hunting violators of the law in your own precinct, you could still do so in another place.

Hnn.

*Akushima sighs, tapping his megaphone on his leg, thinking this over for a moment.*

AWWWWWRIGHT! I'LL GO TO EVERY SINGLE DAMNED PLACE AND YANK ALL THOSE ASSHOLES OFF THE STREEEEEETS!

*Snake smiles to himself, imagining all the chaos someone like this would inflict on random people. You're welcome, any game this guy rolls into.*

That's the spirit, detective!

Now if only I actually played in structured games. Oops. XD

Or we could just keep going here.

I don't really know how/where to continue from here. ;;

... You are an annoyance. The only reason someone would need to shout this much to get their point across would be because you simply have nothing worth saying.

WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAAAY?!!

Now, now. You'd do best if you stayed silent, don't you think?

[ He smiles in what almost seems like innocence as he steps towards the man, but his eyes are narrowed with unhidden irritation. ]

You are really just annoying. Nothing you say is worth anything, and you can only shout. It's irritating.

...!!!!!!!

*Akushima opens his yap and tries to shout some more, only for nothing to come out. Nothing at all. Outrage and alarm flash and linger upon his face, only to eventually be overcome by rage.*

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[ It's amusing to see the man struggling to speak. To see him getting angry. It's so entertaining, that he starts laughing, amused as he watches the man trying to yell. ]

Ahahahaha... What's the matter? Cat got your tongue, Akushima? [ He doubts the man is going to let him get away with this without trying to hit him, but ah, it's so worth the sight. ]

*Yep. Not standing for that! Get ready for a right hook to the face! Hope you're paying attention, Aoba.*

[ He lets himself be hit, pain all but exploding from his face, but he just laughs more, stepping back. ]

You're really so angry, aren't you, Akushima? I wonder how angry I can make you. You really can't beat me, so you should just stay still. Let's see how you feel, hm?

[Lace will just be watching this strange man from a safe distance. Hopefully this angry gentlemen doesn't notice the young gunman.]

*Ah ah, he does notice Lace soon enough.*

You there! Who the hell are youuuuuuuu?!

It's no joke.

*...Akushima has a slightly fishy feeling about this dude. He can't place why. Then again, everything feels fishy when you see fish everywhere - metaphorically speaking, of course.*

HOW ISN'T IT A JOOOOOOKE WITH HER LAUGHING AT MEEEEE?!!!

[It's probably not in his best interest, but he chuckles quietly as well.]

Aah, I wonder. Joke or not, there's no harm is there?

THERE'S PLENTY OF HAAAAAAARM WITH THAT BULLSHIIIIIT!

I CAN'T ARREST HERRRRR!

((OOC note: Here's the tumblr post with it. Enjoy.))

[So loud.]

It's worrisome when someone acts above the law.

EXACTLY!

She thinks she's such a big-shot!! SHE THINKS SHE CAN CONTROL MEEEEEE!!!!

*Careful, Akushima. Don't blow a blood vessel....*

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It'll be all right. There are plenty of other criminals to go after.

canon is DMMd. Was enabled by others on plurk. Muse is LOUD. I need to review for him. ;; <3

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I am so, so sorry.

Never apologise for this.

Okay. c:

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Well, from one visual novel to another...

:D

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What is DMMd?

DRAMAtical Murder. :3 It's a somewhat dark boy's love vn by Nitro+Chiral.

I have a greater appreciation for visual novels after playing 999

I have never played 999. :(

It's pretty awesome

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ooc

hahah!

XD;

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violence may ensue in 3... 2....

cheers for violence!

1... 0!

he's too amused...

I cracked up at "Deer moon." ngl

I thought it was funny (and he does that sometimes. He'll "misread/mishear" something....)

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oh my god I love you. Ryuuhouuu <3 There should have been a prompt to allow a bad-end with Aoba ;;<3

I HIGHLY AGREE, but there's a fan version made on RPG Maker!

omg what's it called?? :D

"The Tattooer"

Got distracted playing it. Been dying for something like this after getting an Aoba muse.

We need more playable fanworks just like that.