re: update, and a_facility history

[sufferheir]

I COMPLETELY FAIL TO SEE WHY YOU FEEL *YOU'RE* THE ONE THAT GETS TO BE ALL SMUG ABOUT THIS.
FEEL FREE TO SQUELCH THOSE FEELINGS OF DELUSIONAL SELF-CONGRATULATION RIGHT WHERE THEY START, BECAUSE THEY HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH DIGNITY AS THE FUCKER THAT JUMPS INTO A POPULAR FORUM THREAD TO BELCH OUT "FIRST" BEFORE RUNNING SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT NO IMAGINARY BACK PATS FOR YOU
BECAUSE *YOU* DIDN'T CONQUER SHIT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I CONQUERED?
MY STUPID ASS FUTURE SELF AND ALL HIS CONFUSING TRANS-DIMENSIONAL BULLSHIT.
I GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER OVER THIS *WAY* BEFORE HE EVER
WELL
SOMETIME BEFORE...
PROBABLY.
FUCK.
OK I SERIOUSLY NEED A MORE SPECIFIC TIMELINE ON WHEN THIS RED TEXT BULLSHIT IS OCCURRING IN HIS LIFE SO I KNOW HOW MANY TENDER ASSPATS TO GIVE MYSELF.
BECAUSE THIS OMNIPRESENT MEMO FUCKERY STILL DOESN'T MAKE A BEAST-FART OF SENSE TO ME.
I CLOCKED IN AT LIKE...LESS THAN THREE PERIGEE RIGHT?
I BET THAT TOTALLY CLEANS THE FLOOR WITH HIM.
I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THAT FUTURE HINTS ARE CHEATING ANYWAY.

RIGHT? RIGHT.