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[jamesface]

What are you doing?

Why do you... I don't understand what's so funny about the username. Am I missing something?

Why am I here, anyway? I need to find Mary. I don't have time for this.

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[jamesface]

Well... at least I'm not the only one who isn't laughing...

[an awkward pause]

Ranma? I'm sorry, I haven't seen anybody named Ranma. I'm looking for Mary. She's... my wife.

[he pulls a photo from his jacket pocket and shows it to Shampoo]

Have you seen her?

[catcurse]

[She gives the photo a glance.]

Shampoo never see old lady before. Ranma live in Japan, so no one see him here.