Yeah, it'd probably be more like five seconds. And then he'd start yelling about how even HYDRA wants to kill him. [An awkward pause goes here.] Sorry about- you know. Sitwell.
Wherever they are. I'm starting to understand why Fury's so paranoid. It's enough to make your hair fall out. But we'll find them. Can't go to ground forever, after all.
I'd make a joke about how roaches don't die when you cut their heads off, but that seems a little too on-the-nose. So I won't. ...Still think Fury should've put on his stomping boots and squished them a..
I think it's better off this way. SHIELD had been built on secrets and compromise. We can't cut corners this time. If we're going to do this the right way, we've got to build things from the ground up with our own hands.
I don't know about Stark. I think mentioning that they were going to use his tech to assassinate millions of people might be enough to get him to shut up.
Before he goes on some sort of self-righteous kick and destroys all his work, at least.
[ She ducks her head to hide how pleased she is at the compliment. Compared to Natasha and Barton, she's still a young agent. To get a compliment from an Avenger... she's pleased. ]
Thank you, Hawkeye.
And maybe Stark can just be glad he's alive. HYDRA wouldn't have trusted him to work for them. He was probably on the list of people they were going to kill.
[Barton merely smirks faintly and crosses his arms. Talking shit about Stark? He can totally do that.]
From where my mun was sitting, it sure looked like it. Him and Banner and the President and- shoot, they probably had all of us on the kill list. You saved our bacon, Thirteen.
[ Loki had been minding his own business, in this... place between universes, where usually people were not inclined to kill him. Less than half of his conversations with the people of this realm had resulted in violence, and sadly that was quite an improvement upon both Asgard, Midgard and... well, other places he wasn't going to let himself think about. ]
[ But then instead, suddenly here was a Clint, before him. Loki's eyebrows rose as he considered the danger presented to him, here. He did not wish to fight this man again. Clint had been through enough at Loki's hands, the first time, and really, Loki very much doubted the archer's ability to best Loki in battle. This fight would be painfully easy. Must they fight? But unfortunately... who wouldn't fight someone who had...? ]
[ Conflicted, Loki re-adjusted his jaw before grimacing. Aaaaand here goes nothing... ] What happened? Don't tell me you managed to band together and fall apart, so fast?
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Yeah, it'd probably be more like five seconds. And then he'd start yelling about how even HYDRA wants to kill him. [An awkward pause goes here.] Sorry about- you know. Sitwell.
[Sorry your bestest buddy turned out to be evil.]
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[Those choices sucked, but.]
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[Seriously not cool.]
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Even odds Stark's old man shows up, too.
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[ See what he misses when he does? ]
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Heil HYDRA- [Nope, can't hold a straight face. Dang.] Tell you what, next time I'll be the one who gets shot at.
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I get shot at and you don't even bring me donuts.
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I keep telling you, donuts are bad for you. I'll bring crullers. Crullers are better.
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Are you calling me fat?
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I don't have a death wish, 'Tasha.
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[So not cool. That's his employer those guys tried to kill.]
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A little late to the party aren't you?
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I like being fashionably late, what can I say? [Har har, terrible jokes are his specialty.]
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Speaking of fashion, nice coat. [ Hey, Bucky gots the jokes too, Clint. ]
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...In my defense, it's freaking cold without sleeves. [And you're friends with Steve... how, exactly?]
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Could always just give up the arms entirely. [ Have a bionic finger wiggle.
Between his shitty life and forever stoic attitude, someone needed to have a sense of humour beween them. ]
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And give them to you? Sorry, but I'm using them right now.
[Rogers never mentioned his best friend was a massive sassbucket. You, sir, are a true artist in the medium of sarcasm.]
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Don't think they'd colour match too well anyway.
[ Growing up in Brooklyn in the 1920's? It's implied. ]
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Before he goes on some sort of self-righteous kick and destroys all his work, at least.
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[He grins crookedly.] You did good, Thirteen.
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Thank you, Hawkeye.
And maybe Stark can just be glad he's alive. HYDRA wouldn't have trusted him to work for them. He was probably on the list of people they were going to kill.
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From where my mun was sitting, it sure looked like it. Him and Banner and the President and- shoot, they probably had all of us on the kill list. You saved our bacon, Thirteen.
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[ Yeah, that's pure admiration in her voice. Natasha is an amazing agent. To be in her league, Sharon is going to push herself even harder. ]
So what do you think you'll do next? I'm thinking about the CIA.
*sees that Cap thread up there, drops in an ex-possessed Loki, just to mess with Barton* :3
[ But then instead, suddenly here was a Clint, before him. Loki's eyebrows rose as he considered the danger presented to him, here. He did not wish to fight this man again. Clint had been through enough at Loki's hands, the first time, and really, Loki very much doubted the archer's ability to best Loki in battle. This fight would be painfully easy. Must they fight? But unfortunately... who wouldn't fight someone who had...? ]
[ Conflicted, Loki re-adjusted his jaw before grimacing. Aaaaand here goes nothing... ] What happened? Don't tell me you managed to band together and fall apart, so fast?