[Okay, good, they are both on team Let's Not Kill Anyone Today! Carlos lowers his hands, smiling in relief.]

There's room for error, but it's unlikely. From what I've extrapolated, this place seems to be some kind of pan-dimensional reality. It's capable of sustaining multiple versions of the same person, perhaps even infinite alternates. I've met four of Cecil, two of Intern Dana, and you're the second me I've encountered.

Oh, um, would you like some coffee? I mean, probably you do, since I generally want some when presented with bizarre new reality shifts but...