Kill la Kill, spoilers for the final few episodes

[skullcapo]

Yeah, that's it, it's all over and done with, all's well that ends well, they lived happily ever after. The end.

Now with that behind us, let's find Iori so I can flick him in the nose for that last version of Symphony Regalia. I felt like a goddamn exhibitionist.

Comments

his eternal shame. doesn't even get a glowing green censor light like everyone else

[ironbuttmonkey]

That's the same thing.

It'd be like an LED bulb

[skullcapo]

If it was the same thing there wouldn't be a separate word for it.

im crying its so true

[ironbuttmonkey]

But they mean the same thing.

I mean, why bother?

you'll always have your kendo sword Uzu

[skullcapo]

It's fashionable when you phrase it like that.

he'll do what everyone else does in this show and stick 999 of them together into one bigass sword

[ironbuttmonkey]

It just sounds like you're trying to avoid using the word short or something.

[Genuine ignorance this time. He's dumb.]

compensating for something much???

[skullcapo]

"Short" just talks about your height. "Petite" means I'm wrapped up in a cute little package~

But then again, what would you expect a monkey to understand of the subtleties like that?

hey if everyone knows already he might as well go big or go home

[ironbuttmonkey]

[Eyebrow raise.]

Just your appearance, right?

go big BECAUSE THE REST OF HIM SURE ISNT i'm sorry

[skullcapo]

...yeah? What else would we be talking about?

no it's true he deserves it

[ironbuttmonkey]

["cute" and "YOUR PERSONALITY" don't belong together.]

...nothing, never mind. I guess I'll agree to that at least.

they all deserve everything they do to each other

[skullcapo]

Are you trying to say I'm not cute.

such awful people. "best of humanity" satsuki has gotta reconsider her judgements

[ironbuttmonkey]

From a distance, if you're not talking, I'd say you're pretty cute.

Otherwise....

Well they're pretty awesome in other ways

[skullcapo]

There's nothing wrong with my voice!

true

[ironbuttmonkey]

I'm talking about your personality.

I mean i'm sure Nonon is a very good conductor

[skullcapo]

There's nothing wrong with my personality either!

meanwhile uzu's resume consists of "i can beat people up real good please hire me. someone. anyone."

[ironbuttmonkey]

You can't honestly believe that.

satsuki: "hmmm sounds good ok i'll recruit you into my anti-clothing rebellion army"

[skullcapo]

I'm smart, witty, insightful and talented. What's not to love?

[ironbuttmonkey]

Scathing, sadistic and with a temper shorter than you are.

[We all remember "IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS TRANSFER STUDENT."]

I'll give you the musically talented bit, I guess.

[skullcapo]

[Don't kinkshame her, Uzu.] Tch, it just gives me a well-rounded character.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[KINKSHAMING INTENSIFIES.]

A bad one.

I didn't think you the type to deny it, really. I thought you knew.

[skullcapo]

Of course I know. I just don't consider them bad things.

It only means I need a man who can keep up with me~

[ironbuttmonkey]

I think you mean put up.

[skullcapo]

A little from Column A...

[ironbuttmonkey]

What kind of guy would you be into anyway? It's hard to imagine you not being irritated at everyone.

[skullcapo]

Eh? Uh.

Like I said, someone who can keep up with me. That's all. Who knows?

[Inumuta.]

had to

[ironbuttmonkey]

Like Inumuta?