Voice Testing this derp!

[neverpays]

[Have a very haughty prince! The 12th son of the Emporer of Xing to be exact! He is currently trying to extricate food out of mun for free and it is not working. ;;]

Heeeey~ this isn't so bad! Think I can get some food? I'm really hungryyyy~ [He makes a face.] You know, I just might check out this Atia place you're talking about... Ed's there right? Maybe if you give me some food I'll check it out!

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[neverpays]

True, that wouldn't be your style...

[Thankfully, there is a God and he has been gracious to Lan Fan in not exposing her to this. /sobbing]

[toruletheworld]

When you get here, you can borrow one of my girls, if you want!
[See isn't he nice?]

[neverpays]

I-I could never... borrow a person like they're a thing! Greed you just don't learn do you... [Stupid Homunculus >:C]

[toruletheworld]

Well you'll need to find someone to help you with your collar! And I'm certainly not going to do it myself!
[GOD LING]

[neverpays]

[adfasfsaffsd WHAAAAT?!]

I would never ask!! That would be... weird.

[Having sex with himself basically. Yeaaaah. NO.]

[toruletheworld]

But obviously I can't have you go and die on me, so that's the best way for me to make sure you don't!
[Wait why is it obvious. They're not sharing a body anymore.

Quietly hoping Ling doesn't notice that.]

[neverpays]

[He noticed, Greed! And he's kind of touched by the concern. Little Greed is all grown up~ ;;]

Ah, but... we aren't sharing a body anymore... but, thank you for worrying.

[toruletheworld]

[Goddamnit.]
I wasn't-!

[huffs]
I've got to protect what belongs to me, after all!

[neverpays]

[.....]

Oh, of course...

[YOU WIN GREED YOU GOT AN EMBARRASSED REACTION OUT OF HIM, GOSH >////<]

[toruletheworld]

[Ling whats with that reaction.]

...What?

[neverpays]

[Brushing it off~ MUN GO AWAY GOSH. :|]

Nothing! [He just waves it off, grinning.] It's a little weird you thinking you have to look out for me when technically our deal ended up finished! Hahaha.

[His smile reflects his pride a bit. He can't thank Greed enough for what he did for him.]

[toruletheworld]

[pauses]

... What can I say, I've got a soft spot for you guys.

[neverpays]

[8D all the grinning ever~]

And making new friends too, if Miss Esther is any indication.

[GREED HE'S SO PROUD OF YOU!!]

[toruletheworld]

Tch, she's just as annoying as you are! She seems intent on finding the "good" in me, I suppose.

[neverpays]

[Excuse him while he laughs right now.]

[toruletheworld]

[ARGH DAMNIT LING]
The hell are you laughing at!?

[neverpays]

[Ooooh there just might be tears left from laughing so hard!!]

Oh nothing I think it's nice. [Trololol grinning~]

[toruletheworld]

[Oh my god Ling, Greed is going to punch you.]
You think what is nice?

[neverpays]

[U Mad, Bro? :3c]

That even Greed, who thought so little of humans, can make one friend. [He's being sincere okay!]

[toruletheworld]

[I MAD!]

Well, maybe you humans aren't so bad. Besides, she was the one who decided it.

[neverpays]

Oh, well I hope she knew what she was getting into. [Another laugh!]

[Seriously though, it's Greed.]

[toruletheworld]

I doubt she does. But we'll see if she sticks around or not, I guess.