re: SOMEONE's scheduled appearance on SHIELD.

[incrediblebanner]

I do not and never have played the cello.

You're going to start shipping me with Coulson, aren't you

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[chickfury]

How quickly you dismiss our love?

[ Maria's just going to smirk at that.]

And yes, I'm sure everyone will be jumping on that couple.

[incrediblebanner]

How could I ever make that up to you?

[chickfury]

With the week I'm having?

[ Maybe just stay low would be the best option.]

Still. Better Coulson then Stark.

[incrediblebanner]

[Aww, honey. Bryce will get you flowers and chocolates ♥

Or not.]

I have it on good authority that Tony and I are very popular with the fans. [In-universe? Out-of-universe? Probably both!]

[chickfury]

[ Flowers and chocolates would be most welcome. Well, maybe not the flowers.]

Trust me. I'm well aware. You have fan sites and everything. [ She's aware of all internet traditions.]

I can't stop her from being a troll in meta sorry.

[incrediblebanner]

I like the "science bffs" meme. And Doge Hulk.

[busdriver]

He's got great taste.

[By which she means, relatively few of his exes have ever tried to kill her. Camilla Reyes was an aberration.]

Audrey.

[incrediblebanner]

It's still Bryce.

[HEM HEM as you know perfectly well, Agent May.]

[busdriver]

[Drily, with one brow arched:] Can I still be Emma?

[incrediblebanner]

If you prefer.

[busdriver]

I'm not chaperoning your date.

[Bryce and Coulson's hypothetical date, she means.]

[incrediblebanner]

[Perfectly straight face.] Anything to do with jealousy?

[busdriver]

[That's easily answered.] I don't date.

[incrediblebanner]

That doesn't answer my question.

[busdriver]

It should.

[incrediblebanner]

Maybe you have to be more explicit.

[busdriver]

[What's wrong with ambiguous? Spies gonna spy.]

[incrediblebanner]

I don't need a chaperone, at any rate.

[busdriver]

He might. [Because the ladies are always tryin' to take advantage of old-fashioned romantics like Phil.]

[incrediblebanner]

Are you going to question the honorability of my intentions?

[busdriver]

[She knows better. Bryce's life, the part she saw, wasn't exactly replete with wild sexcapades.

Feigning some (subtle) stricken concern:] Don't hurt him.