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[behoove]

Hey mun, look, you're pretty cool and I think you'll get where I'm coming from when I say this... Don't send me to any games with any of my enemies.

It's not that I don't think I can handle myself because I could totally destroy them given the chance. It's just that I kinda don't want to go somewhere new and have to deal with these jerks coming after me with swarms of new bad guys. Who knows what kinds of devilish masterminds they're working with and how many criminals these guys might have hired? All I'm asking for is a cool-down period between landing and finding shelter, and facing evil.

Just do this one thing for me, okay?

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[perfectcomeback]

Not even the ones who start dating your cousin? I'm hurt.

[behoove]

What, you got plans to stab me in the back all of a sudden?

/jack

[zorastergirl]

Damn it, quit enabling my mun!

[zorastergirl]

Would I count or not? Since y'know, you're not "my Ben", you're 6 years too old. Plus who knows where your crazy universe's crazy version of me stands! We all will this Saturday, I guess.

[behoove]

Remember that time Gwen and I switched bodies? Because I do! So I'm gonna say you count.

[anodite_spark]

You're kidding, right, Ben? Muns rarely give people in our line of work cool down periods. And the fact that you're -asking- for a cool down period means that they're probably not going to give you one.

[behoove]

Yeah, I figured. Still, it couldn't hurt to ask. And who knows? I could get lucky and land on a Bahamas cruise meme!

[buffing]

Cooldown? He's barely even getting a warm up.

[firstcrush]

Yeah you keep saying that, but all I hear is "I'm afraid of games, mun. Don't make me join one!"

[behoove]

I'm not afraid of games! I could be in three games if I wanted to!

[adarkfallenstar]

Sounds to me like someone's a little afraid of...commitment.

Besides, I thought you hero types liked challenges.

[behoove]

I'm not afraid of anything! And I do like challenges. Sometimes hero types just want to take it easy for a little while.

[zorastergirl]

Man, what is this, a cast party?

[For real: Kevin, Gwen, Kai, Darkstar, Albedo, AND Charmcaster? Ben brings everyone out of the woodwork! Now the wait is on for Rook to make his inevitable appearance.]

[bringchillifries]

Hmmm...I sincerely doubt your Mundane will listen to your wishes.

[behoove]

Does your mun listen to yours? Please say no.

[supbro]

Come on, bro, you're hurtin' our feelins! Not to mention crashin' a killer party.

You know how long it's been since I saw one of you chumps around?

[behoove]

Fistrick?! Of all bad guys, you...?

Heeeeey Monster Guy!

[deusrexmachina]

Well, if you end up in any of the games I'm in, you know I'll have your back, dude.

did you bring me a smoothie?

[behoove]

No way, you're here too? Awesome! I know it hasn't been that long but it's great to see you again.

1/2

[tough_love]

Ben Tennyson!

[GUESS WHAT, BEN. FOUR ARMED HUG HEADED YOUR WAY. HOPE YOUR RIBS HOLD OUT.]

2/2

[tough_love]

...the mundane seems to believe I may hold a position on such a list. The very notion is absurd! You will correct them, won't you?

'Sup, twin?

[omnitrixter]

At least your mun's considering sending you somewhere. Mine just pokes at me when she wants to pick on someone in a meme or something. Though she swears she's gonna put me somewhere for real eventually. Also update my look if she can find some icons to beg, borrow, or steal.

...Man. I know this kind of thing happens all the time here, but it's weird talking to myself.

[behoove]

No. Way.

You're me! From the past! From... whenever! Oh man, this is so cool! This is like the ONLY cool part about time travel.

Where are you from? Are Gwen and Kevin with you? How's Grandpa? Are you still with Julie because dude, I'm gonna be honest with you, we were huge jerks to Julie. We were kind of huge jerks to everyone though. You should fix that.

I know he spent the crossover largely in a coma, but...

[sixthdeadliest]

[Six is studying you, Ben Tennyson. He was briefed after he woke up from his coma, but he wants to see for himself what you're like.]

[To be honest, he's...somewhat impressed with what he hears. Really. No joke. You sound like you're whining a little but there's some logic in there that's pretty solid.]

You might not get the opportunity to set up a base knowing how muns work.

[behoove]

[Oh hey, it's that guy. What was his name again? Whatever, as long as he's not going to start something.]

I don't get why they don't listen. Where would they be without us? It's not like we ask for much.