voicetesting because why not?

[gumbygirl]

This username? Really? That's what's inspired you to do this? Not...watching or reading anything. Not my relationship with my son. Just this?

[ It was perfect and for the taking, who could really blame me? ]

Yeah, it's not exactly what I want to be known for...

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[mini_dean]

Yeah, that is kinda too much information going on there.

[gumbygirl]

...

[ Oh my God. ]

Ben?

[mini_dean]

... hey Mom. I kinda grew up on you.

[gumbygirl]

I can't believe it.

[ Except there are a lot of things she's learned to believe. ]

Look at you.

[mini_dean]

[yeah, he's blushing just a bit]

Yeah... but you... you look just like I remember.

[gumbygirl]

Well, I was still making you lunch and doing your laundry just a little while ago.

[ She can't help but smile. ]

I don't know how this is possible, but--

[ Excuse her, Lisa needs to mom for a moment. ]

--you grew up so handsome!

[mini_dean]

My mun says that it's the magic of the internet. Whatever that means.

And hey, you gave me good genes. You didn't expect anything else, right?

[gumbygirl]

Magic. Right. I think I've had enough of that for a while.

[ It's strange actually having to look up at him. That change is something she hasn't been prepared for. ]

Aren't you cheeky?

[mini_dean]

Yeah, you and me both. But a lot's happened between then and my now.

[so much. Apocalypse, demons, zombies, angels...]

[gumbygirl]

So? [ Have an expectant look. ] Are you gonna keep me in the dark?

[ How was high school? Did he got to college? Where's he living now? Has he met anyone nice? ]

[mini_dean]

Um... there's a lot between the then and now, Mom. You um... may want to sit down.

[gumbygirl]

[ There's some hesitance there, because you don't usually tell someone to sit down if you have good news. ]

How old are you now?

[ She sits. ]

[mini_dean]

Twenty six. At least, that's what I think I am. Moving around games has made it a bit tricky.

[gumbygirl]

[ That's so crazy to think about. He was just her baby--no, he's still her baby, that isn't going to change. She wants to ask more, but she said she'd listen. So she runs her hands down her face and nods before placing them in her lap. ]

Twenty-six. Wow.

[ All that time she's missed him growing up... ]

[mini_dean]

Now mind you, in this place, there's a lot of difference versions of me running around so this is just the story my mun made for me.

But it went down like this. Basically, zombie virus started killing people off right about the time I turned ten? Ended up at a survivor camp where I ran into Dean again. Was there a few years and then Dean died when I was fifteen and since he treated me like his son, people looked to me to lead.

Ended up taking care of them until I was about twenty three. We lost people now and then, found survivors... and then we got caught and um...

Okay, this is where things are really going to start sounding weird...

[gumbygirl]

You're still my son, Ben. [ It doesn't matter what world he's coming from.

But what she's hearing? Soooo not what she was expecting or prepared for. Her eyes are pretty wide. ]

...start sounding weird?

[mini_dean]

Well, the zombie apocalypse was actually started by Lucifer, who was possessing Sam Winchester. And it was end of times, so... um... the archangel Michael came down and asked if he could use my body to fight the devil and restore balance to the Earth.

[he is waiting for her not to believe him]

[gumbygirl]

...

[ Okay, she's seen some...crazy unbelievable things because of Dean, but this is pushing the envelope in more than a few ways.

Give her a moment. ]

Okay...you know how crazy this is sounding, right?

[mini_dean]

Yeah, I know. But that's what happens when zombies invade.