THE HAIR, IT'S ALIVE.

[badhairdaybitch]

My, what a precious little surprise this is. The audacity you mortals show is really quite impressive. Oh, but look: you've revived me into Earthrealm. Well isn't that a treat.

You, my sweet puppet, will serve me well. Remember that chain of command.

Now, where shall we begin?

Comments

[artistwithasickness]

A shopping mall for something your ass doesn't hang out of? Or for a new cape?

[badhairdaybitch]

[ KIDS THESE DAYS. SO RUDE. Anyway, Sindel is perfect and she knows it. pft. ]

Aren't you a ferocious one. Please, continue to bore me with your idle natter.

[artistwithasickness]

Wow, if that counts as ferocious, you're soft as fuck.

[Oh she will.]

Of course.... I'm sure those... suits constrict a little bit of blood flow to the brain.

[badhairdaybitch]

[ She chuckles a little to herself and speaks ever so sweetly ] My poor child, didn't your mother ever teach you about sarcasm.

[ so over the comments on her figure. ]

[artistwithasickness]

Yup. Right from the grave.

[Mm, doesn't have shit to do with her figure, Devi finds spandex suits worthy of taunt on it's own.]

[badhairdaybitch]

[ She could always take it off for ya babe ] Oh, good. I don't have to explain myself then. Now, do enlighten me to whom I speak to with such unmeasurable pleasure.

[artistwithasickness]

[Well, it'd stop Devi making fun of it, that's for sure.]

My name is Devi D, but you can call me Devi.

And who do I have the joy of ice breaking with an insult with?

[skult]

Chain of command, huh.

FML I LOVE LEGACY'S SCORPION

[badhairdaybitch]

Oh, don't worry. Your hearing will come back to you in time.

isn't he precious

[skult]

Not sure if it's worth it, if I to have to listen to you.

the most kawaii, tbh.

[badhairdaybitch]

You tickle me, but do try to remember who it is that rules you.

gets all the bitches etc

[skult]

Oh, I sure do. A dead carcass dragged out of Hell doing Wonder Woman twirls. It's an honour.

[badhairdaybitch]

[ Oh, come now. You can do better than that. ] And what of you, my beloved Scorpion. Still squirming beneath your skin trying to sate an itch you cant scratch?

How I long to hear your tales of woe when the Lin Kuei is destroyed and you feel none the better for it.

[skult]

[ he's had a long day of murder and pyromania, sue him. ]

Yeah, but thinking of just how much I'll enjoy the process keeps me going just fine.

And don't call me that.

my god sindel you are such a bitch.

[badhairdaybitch]

[ oh boohoo you. ]

Would you prefer human waste?

Well, isn't that a relief. The realms can continue on another day knowing you've found sedation. Catch anything exciting?

[skult]

It'd be truth enough.

[ SHRUG he don't care bout none yo shit dead not-dead woman. ]

And if you really have to know, no. Barely had a chance to stretch my legs.

[badhairdaybitch]

Shame, I've heard you to be a fearsome earth warrior back in your... day.

Don't tell me Quan Chi conveniently forgot to resurrect that.

[skult]

Careful, toots. I have no problem roasting you to a crisp if I feel like it.

[badhairdaybitch]

[ Slightly infatuated as she is with Shao Kahn, she's by far not stupid enough to think he'd really care if Scorpion decided to have a say about things. So she straightens up a bit but... well, ego. ]

And I would shred your rotting skin from your bones! Come test me.

[skult]

[ see that's the thing with being a dead-undead-deadish skeleton spectre. death threats mean squat. ]

Oh, you can do better than that, can't you? [ shrug ] Pretty sure it's all rotted off by now, but you're welcome to check for yourself.

[badhairdaybitch]

[ Would she incinerate? Technically she still has flesh. She'd like to think that she would land the first fatal blow, though, so no matter. There's just a huff that says 'you have a point but I wont tell you that'.]

So. Is your mun making any good use of you or vise versa?

[skult]

[ round one: scorpion wins. round two: fight! ]

Not even in the slightest. Suits me just fine. I'm just here satisfying a temporary interest.

[badhairdaybitch]

What sadness. My mun seems to think you'd be worth something in one of these little games they know. I hear it's quite similar to the Netherrealm. Homely, no?

[skult]

Charming.

She's busy enough as it is. I'm not going anywhere unless everything else falls apart.

[athermercy]

Well, technically this is the Internet.

[barebacking]

With viewing as many treasures as you can. Though, I believe your husband may be the greatest treasure of them all.

[badhairdaybitch]

Mm, yes. How blessed am I.

[ NOT AT ALL ACTUALLY BUT DEATH DOES THIS WEIRD THING SOMETIMES SO NOW SHE THINKS HE'S SUPER GREAT. ]

[barebacking]

Enough to make any man or woman jealous.

[badhairdaybitch]

Oh, you are always jealous my sweet.

[barebacking]

Well, naturally.

yay for another mk pup-shows what I get for multi typing

[lt_blade]

*Really, as an 'old gaurd' as the term goes, Sonya's doing her best to hold back a smirk. She's only just managing*

Yeah, you're not the first to say so in this place.

woops!

[badhairdaybitch]

Ah, Sonya Blade. I never quite understood why Shang Tsung was interested in you. Oh - right. Because you're pathetic and weak. [ she smiles, and lifts a shoulder. ] An easy win.

Re: woops!

[lt_blade]

This isn't helping her in controlling to not laugh. The only thing pathetic and weak are your attempts at insults-especially since it's clear you're thinking of the movie version of me. [Seriously, woman, you're supposed to be over centuries old, come up with your own damn insults without taking ones from your husband.

As for Tsung. It was fascination and lust, nothing more. He saw me as a sort of prize/project for him to work on.

[in_the_night]

Your mun should get you better icons. Ones that don't make your skin tone so pink and maybe find some that emphasize your eyes. [This is what happens when a guy lives in an otherwise all female household.]

[badhairdaybitch]

[ She'll take this all as a compliment. Yes, her eyes (or lack there of often) are beautiful, aren't they? ]

Men, you know, they're often so useless at these sorts of things. 'The movie is from 1997 for fuck's sake' I hear him whining. Now, that's no excuse at all is it?

[in_the_night]

Ah, well. Maybe he'll find better ones with time? You have to hold out hope.

[badhairdaybitch]

He's working with this . . . photoshop. So long as he captures my essence I shall forgive him for now.