Old muse, old account, new icons.

[last_lombax]

Uh...hey mun. Long time no see. So what brought this on? I mean, last time I checked, you weren't a huge fan of the last games. I mean, except Nexus. That doesn't matter right now. You're looking into throwing me out again? Why?

You got other guys. I was liking my retirement...again. I mean, playing Hologames and just chilling? It's not bad. A little lonely but not bad. How about you just think this over, alright? Can you really handle like, what? Five games? You're in four already. Calm down. I get you're getting more free time but what about what I want?

...

You stopped listening. Of course you did. You're worse than Qwark sometimes, I swear.

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[last_lombax]

Does he read you a lot of poetry, General?

[double_edged]

Only when I don't do the dishes.

Or feed the cats.

Or anything else.

[last_lombax]

...Okay I got to ask.

Are you two...?

...You know?

[double_edged]

Are we... what?

[last_lombax]

You know... [Ratchet leans in a little and raises an eyebrow.]

[double_edged]

No, I don't. What's all this about?

[last_lombax]

Um...well...

[Ratchet can't believe he has to say it out loud...]

...Together?

[double_edged]

[Oh, well, why didn't you just say so?]

Is that something you need be inquiring about?

[Dodging the question? Has to be a yes!]

[last_lombax]

...I'll take that as a yes.

[double_edged]

Ratchet.

[last_lombax]

What? If you won't give me an answer, I have to assume.

[double_edged]

Look. Just... keep it between us for now. Alright?