muse test...

[simpletons]

Tch, posting here in hopes of finding a so called "game" to send me to... ridiculous. As if I'd go along with your little plans in the first place.

Even if you promise a happy place to live or you tell me some of my "friends" might accompany me, if you really think things as meaningless as those would persuade me, then you don't even know who I am enough to write an application worthy of being accepted.

So, unless you can give me a twenty page essay, fully and cleanly explaining who Togami Byakuya really is, take your other pathetic muses and leave me alone. Go on.

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[luckybreak]

I would be happy to help with such an essay.

[simpletons]

[Oh dear.

It's you.]

No.

[luckybreak]

[yay it's meeeeee]

It's just like you to be so curt. You must really be serious about your mun accomplishing this by themselves.

[simpletons]

If you're unable to accomplish something as simple as an application to a role-playing game on your own, then you might as well be still attached to your mother's bosom like a disgusting infant.

[luckybreak]

I'm jealous. You must have high hopes for your mun if you're giving them a chance.

[simpletons]

I don't and I'm not. This isn't a chance, it's a standard. If they can't write an application that exceeds my expectations, they don't have the right to continue "role-playing" me and they must delete this account immediately.

[luckybreak]

My mistake. I had always assumed that you were the kind of person who wouldn't even bother talking to someone you saw no potential in.

[simpletons]

[...well he would ignore his mun if he had a choice.]

Hm, I suppose you raise a good point. [And he'll just cross his arms and look the other way, as if he's not acknowledging Komaeda's existence anymore.]

[luckybreak]

Ah, it feels good to help out one of the students of Hope's Peak Academy.

[simpletons]

...

[luckybreak]

I guess I should have expected the cold shoulder, given what I just said about your tendencies. Can't really blame you.

[simpletons]

. . .

[luckybreak]

Don't mind me just hanging around here. I'm hoping to catch a glimpse of Ms. Fukawa.

They say that if you stay in your presence long enough, she eventually appears.

The chance of her appearing is said to be greatest if you're an attractive girl. Or a particularly attractive boy, ha ha.

[simpletons]

[Komaeda no don't say stuff like that she might actually appear]

...hmph. You'll smell her before you catch any glimpse of her. And if you do happen to see her, take her, and yourself, out of my sight.

[luckybreak]

[come now you would need a ridiculous amount of luck for her to show up with such perfect timing]

I'm... not sure I would be capable of doing that. From what I understand she's quite attached to you.

[simpletons]

[no you dont understand places like this, an army of fukawas could appear for all i know]

Tch, useless....

I suppose I'll have to take care of her myself if she shows up. [Then, he gives Komaeda a pressing stare, after a small scoff.]

You can go ahead and get rid of yourself now.

[luckybreak]

[Oh my. That would be terrible indeed. sparkle sparkle]

Roger that. I wouldn't want to cause you any more trouble.

I hope you have a nice day.

[idolminded]

A twenty page essay...?

[Blink blink.]

Togami-kun, isn't that asking too much of your mun?

[simpletons]

No, it's not. In fact, it's too little.

However, I'm amused at my mun's attempt to pull off someone like me, when it's obvious he's destined for failure. I'm being generous, by giving him a less amount of pages than I originally had in mind.

[idolminded]

[Such a sunshine as always, Togami.]

It's the attempt that counts, isn't it? If he doesn't try, then he'd never know for sure.

[simpletons]

Of course a commoner like you would think that way. In case you have forgotten, this is the real world. If attempts really did count, there would be a lot more losers squirming their way into the winner's world, and that would only lead to catastrophe. After all, winners have to fight their way to get where they are, there's no tries, no attempts. They have to get it right the first time otherwise they're doomed to join the 99%.

[idolminded]

[She most definitely knows about having to fight to achieve success, but she doesn't necessarily agree with having to be perfect the very first time. After all, she had to continuously keep trying, keep working hard without ever ceasing, to get to where she is now; even if she had to do terrible things to achieve, she never would've gotten there if failure had kept her down.]

But... we all have to work hard to get there. I'm not saying attempts are what make one successful, but attempts help you grow, even if they result in success or failure. And when you grow, you work harder and keep trying, and eventually you obtain what you've been working for.

[miafey]

Usually I'd say to expect the most from people, but in this case, I'm afraid you may be expecting a little much.

[simpletons]

I'm hardly expecting enough. As I've said before, I'm being generous asking for twenty pages.

[miafey]

Do you normally interact with people for whom that would be a simple thing to do?

[penguinbaby]

But... but happy places and friends aren't meaningless things at all!

[induality]

...twenty pages? Th-that's not nearly enough.

I-I could write a hundred in the time it takes anyone to write even ten...

[...suddenly it's a competition.]

A-anything less is trash.

[yen]

My, my! Twenty pages? I don't think you're complex enough to deserve so much work.

[monarchical]

...While I can understand your hesitation, I feel as though twenty pages might be asking a little much...