re: mun's burning desire for crowley and naomi haterivalry

[bestoffer]

I seem bored? That'd be because I am!

Your interest in my recreational life is noted and not appreciated-- you want to give me something to do, put me in a game. Give me subordinates. Don't lock me in a room with a dead winged broad and a chessboard with nothing to do but criticize her taste in pantsuits.

She plays passably but I'd rather go at it for keepsies, you hear?

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[satanlawyer]

At least you have someone around for company.

[fatherofmurder]

Chess with an angel. That's an interesting way to spend your time.

[wheresthepie]

Having some issues there, Hellboy?

tags a post a month late because reasons

[bureaucracy]

Would you care to translate the last insult in your little tirade? I do so tire of following your posturing rhetoric.

!!! never too late

[bestoffer]

You're going to have to specify there, love. Broad, pantsuits, mediocre at chess?

Of course I would have to explain things to you.

jazz hands out of the mist

[bureaucracy]

The line about playing for keeps. You seem to think that any interaction must be a contest.

[When of course it's not.

It's a punishment.]

[bestoffer]

[he shrugs]

Bet's not much fun without stakes, you know.

And I hate to say it, but I do have things to accomplish outside of amusing you. You know, duties, responsibilities, swindling morons out of their eternal souls. All in a day's work. You've got to make it worth my while if you're pandering for my attention, darling.