regarding his reserve at warforged

[gravitywell]

You've got to be kidding me! What are you, a sadist?

I mean sure, I'm glad you're taking me somewhere and everything, but all that.. I'm kind of sick of fighting, you know. Haven't I earned a break? And what if the others join! We'll probably end up fighting each other and..

-- well yeah, it sounds like a pretty cool place, and there's dragons and magic and everything, but..

Isn't there somewhere, you know, a little nicer? Without any more fighting? I don't ever want to have to hurt my friends!

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[gravitywell]

That goes both ways, you know!

[ THE PRANK WAR BEGINS ]

A-anyway.. has your mun finished their application, yet? Are you going for sure?

[wilder]

[A pfft noise] What're you gonna do? I don't have a big sister to tell.

[BRING IT. They picked the best people to represent Aselia. THE BEST]

Yeah, I'm going for sure. My application's just about done! What about you?

[gravitywell]

That isn't what I meant! Don't worry, I'll find a way to make you eat those words, mister bigshot.

[ GOD, CLEARLY.... ANYWAY.. ]

But yeah, mine too.. she's just getting stuck on the, uh .. 'samples', but after that it's all done.

[ he's. a little bit nervous.. but totally not saying so!! ]

[wilder]

About you getting me to eat my words? Oh, haha, I'm not worried at all.

[You're gonna FAAAAIL LITTLE BRO.]

Wow, really? I'm impressed. How'd she stretch "short brat" into three sizable paragrahs?

[gravitywell]

[ WE SHALL SEE, ZELOSBUTT... on the brat scale these two are pretty evenly matched wow how sad ]

Probably much more easily than your mun stretched 'shallow dingbat' into one.

[ walked right into it bro ]

[wilder]

[Yeah, he really did; he huffs.]

Ha ha, twerp.

I'll have you know I have lots of personality. You could write a book on it!

[It's called the DSM]

[gravitywell]

[ RIGHT, god ]

A pop-up book, maybe.

[wilder]

Yeah, so? Everyone loves a pop-up book!

[gravitywell]

Yeah, like three-year-olds. Petty funny, considering how bad you are with kids..

[wilder]

Really, huh?

[Wow rude the kids in his hometown love him!! Not that he'd...admit that]

Tell me, why can't I feed you to a dragon?

[gravitywell]

[ considering his kid status he feels justified in this accusation. maybe if you'd let some of that niceness show through sometime he'd feel differently!! it's hard work, leading a double life, eh. ]

Y-you wouldn't really do that! Right?

[wilder]

[Such hard work! And ew no. If he lets the niceness show it might give people the wrong impression! Like he's actually a decent guy and not the embodiment of jerkwad!]

Oh I dunno. Maybe if I could get something good outta it....!

[gravitywell]

[ that would be just the biggest shame!! everyone would surely hate him ofc. ]

.. d-don't even try it! Besides, big sis would probably eat you alive if you did, anyway!

[ which, in his book, is like x100000 scarier than dragon death tbh ]

[wilder]

[Of course! Must keep up the jackassery]

...Wait, did you just say your sister's a cannibal?

[Tbh that'd explain a lot about her cooking]

[gravitywell]

[ WELL at least he was kind of less of a dickhat in tos2 so.. maybe there's still hope yet.... ]

.. I wouldn't put it past her, actually.

[ SHE'S A MAAANEATER

please god let her not be right behind him -- ]

[wilder]

[Yeah when he wasn't ditching kids in dungeons sure]

[And honestly Genis. That is so ridiculous that Zelos will actually laugh. A genuine one too! One that doesn't sound nearly as obnoxious as his fake one. Good job.]

Uh huh.

Well, I'd don't wanna find out if she is firsthand, so I guess you're safe from being dragon food.

[gravitywell]

[ well they were badmouthing lloyd okay and they barely count as 'kids' and who even likes them anyway so whatever!!

.. but now look see that's nice!! they can kind of get along sometimes occasionally sort of!! and he's a little proud of himself okay for saying something clearly o so witty and hilarious

even though he was kind of just being serious..

either way he cracks a little smile!! ]

W-well good! Though it doesn't really matter anyway, since she isn't going to be there..

[ :( ]

[wilder]

[Yes true!! Screw those guys seriously no one messes with Lloyd]

[Whatever take what you can get Genis! Feel proud! Zelos isn't exactly an easy person to make laugh.]

Hey, you don't know. Maybe she'll show up.

[And then I can ditch you without a guilty conscious ♪ ]

[gravitywell]

[ IT'S TRUE on this they are in agreement how about that..

BUT HEY HE'S TOTALLY PROUD his fragile child ego will eat it right up. ]

I hope not! What if we got put on different sides!

[ that would be the literal worst anD YOU'RE A JERK ]

[wilder]

[POOR FRAGILE CHILD EGO. Maybe you can try the cannibal line on Presea. that's gotta woo her right.]

So? Don't fight her. The flight's are outta their minds if they expect families to fight against each other.

[WHAT HE NEVER SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE AN AGENDA]

[gravitywell]

[ YOU THINK SO?? YEAH HE'LL HAVE TO TRY IT!! ]

But it might not be that easy! We might -- I mean --

.. well I guess there's no point in worrying about it right now, anyway.

[wilder]

Yeah. Whatever will be, will be.

...Even if what will be is just...the two of us. [FATE IS CRUEL]

[gravitywell]

Try to sound a little less enthused, will ya?