/Facepalm

[foncer]

So a perfect breakfast, a long fascination with mon histoire and culture, and such a little thing as pirates wore you down?

Well my dear, I cannot say I am surprised, but really, such a thing is more his idea of fun, wouldn't you say? Why not look somewhere more fascinating, someplace intriguing and modern and not a backwater dingy place such as that, non?

Ahh, do not worry about the time it will take you, time is ever on mon side, mon petite cherie!

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[allbluedreams]

If you have a shitty problem with it, you can go somewhere else. [not that he's even in this game exactly, but it's his duty to protect his illustrius Robin-chwan, and Keimi-chwan from guys like this. Being a lech himself, he's fine tuned to sense competition.

[foncer]

[On the one hand, that is totally what he was planning on, thank you very much.]

[On the other hand....]

[Is that a challenge?]

And should my mun decide otherwise against my wishes?

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[allbluedreams]

Well there's no stopping a beautiful woman once she sets her mind on something.

[and isn't that wonderful? So determined! So passionate! So wonderful]

[allbluedreams]

So don't give her a shitty hard time whatever she decides, or I'll kick your ass.

[foncer]

Non, non, non, I would never give my mun a hard time, she has enough troubles as it is. All the more reason she shouldn't wish to put me somewhere with a lot of filthy pirates, terrible manners, and no good food, non?

[allbluedreams]

Maybe she just wants to give you a shitty hard time. [muns tend to like to do that, his notwithstanding. He's not sure he'll every understand why but it isn't his to question.]

[foncer]

But I have done nothing to deserve that!

[brbinvading]

Well I dunno about that. Runnin' around on a pirate ship and fightin' navy officers actually sounds really fun, maybe you should give it shot!

[foncer]

Non, you have my recon-- [EW English] gratitude [Just kill him now], Danemark, but such a thing belongs much more in the past, than in an era of refinement and culture! [Can you hear the snobbery he's not even trying to hide? This ass...]