On recent events...

[coldesthug]

Mundane! Shhh!

Be quiet. Boss is moving! Boss won't be happy if you say anything bad mundane!

...I do agree. Francis is funny.

Comments

[50hamburgers]

Wait- what?! Did you guys have a secret war? WITHOUT ME!?

Not cool, man!

[coldesthug]

I did not even want him....

But I guess he wanted to be one with me.

[50hamburgers]

Come on, that's gotta be a joke right?

Even if it looks like it's from one of my news stations and they're totally the best in the world, it's still gotta be a joke.

Fuck, Iggy's going to be pissed.

[coldesthug]

He surrendered. You should too! Be one with me America, kolkolkol!

See, this is from your reporters. It is true, da?

[50hamburgers]

Not a chance. America doesn't surrender to anyone, commie.

[coldesthug]

Then just be one with me. That is good, da?

[foncer]

Non, non, non, non!!! It is not so!

My boss only agreed to continue selling the warships we'd already agreed upon! It is not the same!

[coldesthug]

Yes it is! Like an engagement, da?

You will be one with me!

[foncer]

Non!!

I refuse!

And you should stop invading other countries! [Um. Ignore that he once upon a time tried to invade you. Ancient history, Bonaparte had problems, BLAH BLAH BLAH.]

[coldesthug]

But you love me, da?

[How can he really forget that?]

You want me then, da?

[foncer]

Isn't it you who wants me?

[.....]

My warships that is.

They are very state of the art, non? [And you totally won't use them to prepare to destroy the European world, Turkey, or any other parts of the Black Sea? Right? Right? After all they'd be a pain to get there. And they're totally for attacking defending somewhere in the Atlantic and obviously nothing to do with America's panic button attacks and psychopathic schitzophrenic grappling with his inner Palin demons.]

[Ehhhh, who cares what Russia uses them for, right? Francis wants the money. Give him!]