voice testing ~

[sailormouth]

weeeell...fuck me in the ass, mun.

( panty herself is looking rather neutral today. but hella, this was new. mun was totally and utterly a virgin and shit, and a downer-ass-wimp. how did she get stuck with this loser? )

haha...someone please tell me that their mun is as fuckin' lame as mine. pleaspleaseplease.

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[flamingskeleton]

Trust me sweetheart. Pretty positive that there's a lot of other lamer people out there.

[sailormouth]

dear god at least i ain't alone. heeeey there, good lookin' ~

( she smirks, sliding over. mun is blushing like mad because THIS ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL. )

[flamingskeleton]

Right....

[Moves away.]

[sailormouth]

ahhh...yer no fucking fun.

( what did you expect strange man. for her to bake you cookies. hell no. )

[flamingskeleton]

Um....sorry?

[He raised an eyebrow. What do you expect when you invade someone's personal space?]

[sailormouth]

you. me. fuck.

( she rolls her eyes. this guy was little to no fun at all. mun, please save his soul. amen. )

[flamingskeleton]

...No, thank you.

[Please, that's what Satan said too. But try escaping hell with a sense of humor.]

[sailormouth]

wow. I'm sooo insulted.

( damn. if only she wasn't a pain in the ass, mun wishes. if only, if only... )

[flamingskeleton]

Why?

[sailormouth]

what the actual fuck man. wouldn't you be pissed if you got rejected? i mean in all fucking seriousness.

[flamingskeleton]

Maybe disappointed. Can't say I'd be pissed.

[sailormouth]

sex is really improtant, bro. there's a sayin' it keeps ya young n' fresh.

( she is frowning very severely at you. bad man. )

[flamingskeleton]

Ain't that high of a priority for me.

[sailormouth]

poor man. you will never learn. you sure ain't ugly, so don't knock it until ya try it, him? ( those weren't the greatest choice of words, but then again, this is panty we're talking about. )

[flamingskeleton]

Doesn't mean I don't get laid, sweetheart.

[sailormouth]

if you said that while you were fucking me, I'd say you were telling the damn truth. I can't really even believe you now, so sorry.

[flamingskeleton]

Not for one night stands wi girls that I don't know.

[sailormouth]

I find knowing the guy i fuck such a shitty deal. that can kiss my ass.

[flamingskeleton]

Then there you go. Ya were never gonna get in my pants in the first place.

[sailormouth]

then why the holy fuck are you even here? what a mother-fucking actual drag. ( mun just shakes her head. )

like who the fuck do you even fuck anyway? good girls who ain't even good at sucking dick anyhow? have fun with that dull shit. ( she sticks a finger in her ear, before scratching her chin thoughtfully. )

[flamingskeleton]

That ain't none of your business.

[sailormouth]

no need to feel bad, lil' dick. i'm just ask in' a simple ass question which needs a simple ass answer.

[flamingskeleton]

It ain't none of your business, 'cause its way to personal of a question.

[sailormouth]

tell that to a person who gives a rat's ass. oh wait, i don't. too bad.

[sugartitties]

"Sailormouth"? ... Should be "insertcockinwhoremouthhere".

[sailormouth]

Look here whore, or should I say "Sugartitties". Don't get the fuck out of hand.

[sugartitties]

'Least my name is delicious as hell. Guys will be all over my tits. Guess you wouldn't understand how that would feel mosquito boobs.

[sailormouth]

delicious? hell you are fucking really lying to yourself, fatass. and yer mun has a horrible choice in a fucking name, i mean...really? "sugartitties?" that sounds disgusting as actual shit in someone's mouth.

but then again why should i give a rat's ass? i don't.

[sugartitties]

You sound mad. Is it because that guy up there didn't wanna diddle you?

[sailormouth]

no bitch, stop right there. and diddle? you sound like a faggot-ass. that sounds like something those shitty-ass demon hefers would say.

[sugartitties]

Yeah, "diddle". You know, it's another word for fucking. But I guess someone with cum for brains wouldn't be able to expand or use different vocabulary.

[sailormouth]

ahaha yeah those whores can't even—wait.

you were talking about me? aw shit-on-a-dick. that's cold, "sugartitties". and i thought we were related. i'm so hurt. ( she melodramatically places a hand over her chest. )