possibly going to exitvoid but idk

[yatotribe]

Isn't it good that we formed such a quick connection? I don't know why you're so concerned about this. I'm not that bad a guy, am I?

[ ... ] If you like, you can think of me as the 'wandering martial-artist' type.

Anyway, I've heard that exitvoid has some pretty strong guys, so this is exciting! If only the next application round would come by sooner.

-- Hey, Mun. Couldn't we do something about that? [ NO YOU CAN'T KILL THE MODS KAMUI ]

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[popquiz]

[Killing everybody. Abuto sure as hell hasn't heard that one before.

Idly:]

This one's all on that mun of yours, Captain. This old man's having nothing to do with this.

omg yes

[yatotribe]

This mun of mine is quite useless in that aspect. She's lucky disposing of her will bring me trouble in the future.

It's fine, Abuto. I'm sure I can convince those mods on my own. [ but he will be stringing you along for things in the future because clearly that's what BEST BEST FRIENDS do ]

[popquiz]

[Best friends? He'll believe that when his arm regrows.]

It's when you say it like that, that I know it ain't even close to being fine.

I wouldn't recommend disposing of your mun either.

[yatotribe]

[ hey, he spared your life. that's practically a declaration of love from kamui. or, at least, a declaration of 'I still have use for you so maybe it's not your time to die yet'. ]

It's too bad we need them so much. You know how I feel about weaklings.

[fapstofire]

Is that really alright? [ He lifts his pipe to his mouth. Blows out smoke. ]

Being such a common stereotype.

[yatotribe]

It's that, or the next Pirate King. Which do you think suits me more?

[fapstofire]

[ He giggles at that, shoulders shaking. ]

You make for a poor king, Space Brawler-san.

[yatotribe]

It's true. Ruling sounds boring, anyway.

[ well he kind of declared himself the second Night King but who even cares about Yoshiwara anymore ]

What about you, Earth Brawler-san? Would you rule Edo if you could?

[artificialflower]

You heard wrong. It's full of idiots and ninnies.

[ you don't have pretty strong without pretty in it, amirite ]

[yatotribe]

[ HOLD THE PHONE

THIS GUY'S GIVING HIM GOOD VIBES

are you a samurai, sir?? because kamui has an interesting relationship with samurais. he kind of likes killing them. ]

Is it? You must be one of the residents there.

[artificialflower]

[ WELL HE DOES TEND TO LIKE GINGERS ]

[ not a samurai, though. just sorta looks the part. and has a sword. and beats people up for fun ]

[ he sounds kind of bored/tired right now, though. ]

Exceptions prove the rule.

[yatotribe]

Does that phrase truly apply here? Anyway, the guys who claim to not be idiots usually are the biggest idiots.

[ but he's just being a dick. kamui eyes the sword by kanda's side. ]

Is that for show?

[prison]

[ oh he likes you. ]

A little overeager, aren't we?

[yatotribe]

It's a quick way to deal with the matter. Besides, maybe I could step up as the next moderator.

[prison]

Now that's something I'm interested in seeing. What would you do different?

[yatotribe]

I don't know that game well enough to say yet!

I guess I would try to liven up the place. [ because clearly his first concern is boredom ... ]

[yakult]

Simply being labeled a "bad guy" would be a waste on you.

[ he's not particularly feeling the "wandering martial-artist" type, either. ]

Your fangs are too sharp for that.

[yatotribe]

[ evil homie ... dun flirt ]

Really? You're getting more and more generous with the compliments, Earth Brawler-san.

[yakult]

[ how i seduced a yato a narrative by takasugi shinsuke. ]

Hoh...? And here I thought I made myself quite clear from the start. [ there's a brief pause here. a purposeful one, before a curt: ] Space Brawler-san. [ there's a a small break of a slightly high-pitched laugh here. ] Looks like you're really going places.

[pachintoki]

Not bad? Not bad? Like, we know that you've got that possible redemption thing with your sister going on, but everybody's pretty sure you're as bad as they come.

. . . not to mention an even bigger brat than she is, oi.

[yatotribe]

Ah, Samurai-san. [ ]

Redemption with my sister? Are you getting inside information from Sorachi?

[pachintoki]

[You are a bad kid and should feel bad.]

Oi, it's the fans, the fans. No wonder someone like you only shows up once a millennium.

We all wanna know if you'll be the big brother she deserves someday. But I just see a shitty brat.

[seetheworldburn]

Aa. Patience is a virtue.

[ Blows out some smoke like an asshole, with little amusement. What is it about your milkshake that brings all the loonies to the yard, huh? Just look at this post. Oh right, we can't talk about that, we're serious characters. ]

[yatotribe]

[ Whatever it is he put in that milkshake, it's working ... ]

That's what Abuto tries to tell me at times. You're not going to become a nag like he is, are you?

[seetheworldburn]

[ CLEARLY ]

Being a mother is hardly my forte.

[ Amused. You see, nagging implies care, say, for you to grow up well, and Takasugi doesn't, really. ]