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[chickfury]

How was the drive from Istanbul? 

There was traffic. 

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[sonofcoul]

Oh, is that what it was?

[chickfury]

Coulson.

[ There's a look at that because, hey, can you know break there super secret shit?]

Sometimes the simple answer is the easiest.

[sonofcoul]

[Wouldn't have broken anything if they'd just helped.]

Very true.

And sometimes none of the answers are simple.

[flamingskeleton]

Funny.

[chickfury]

Who's joking?

[flamingskeleton]

You can be joking and serious at the same time.

[busdriver]

Would've been nice to know that a little sooner.

[chickfury]

Director Fury gave over those files for a reason. And that reason wasn't to destroy an assert that I can neither confirm nor deny was officially apart of SHIELD.

So what we choose to let you know sooner or later isn't up for debate since it clearly seems not to matter.

[busdriver]

[I was in the car, I was on the plane. Always in the wrong place at the right time: where she's told to be, supposed to be, but she knows from experience that the excuse rings hollow with Commander Hill.

May says I can't and Hill hears I could, but I won't. That's their history.]

You want to reprimand us? Fill out the forms.

You want accountability? Fine. [She crosses her arms.] Quinn's face. That was me.

[battleshipping]

I leave you guys for a day and you lose creativity.

[busdriver]

Have you driven in Istanbul?

[There are bigger problems than the traffic/overcrowding. Road rules don't seem to be in effect.]

[arach_nerd]

[Just starts humming They Might Be Giants' Istanbul]

nevermind she's not even awake yet, i don't want to miss other SHIEDLies!

[wayoutsidethebox]

I must have missed the traffic, being, you know, kind of almost dead.

[chickfury]

And while that's unfortunate...

[ Doing what they did was still out of line.]

[wayoutsidethebox]

Unfortunate? [She's not even sorry about the "unbelievable" look she's giving right now.] People aren't just a number, you know? They're...they're not just a tally that does down so you can keep your precious little secrets.

[battleshipping]

We took a left at Alburquerque.

[chickfury]

Better. Should have gone with that.

[battleshipping]

Right? Right? You guys get zero creativity points, no offense. Or yes offense - if offense makes things change.

[incrediblebanner]

Seems a little bland.

[chickfury]

You were expecting something more?

[verybritish]

Well, I certainly don't regret lending your agency an invaluable prototype.

Am I correct in assuming that the - consulting neurologist was destroyed?

[That was Rossum's spidery thing, you bastards.]

[chickfury]

Unfortunately his contract expired.

[ SO. Yes. Sorry about that. Not really her fault.]

serious tag is serious

[specialism]

[ you have got to be kidding him with this. you have got to be kidding, because — no that is not homicidal rage you are feeling agent ward you're cool you're calm you're collected

it's all good ]

Really.

Totally serious. Lighten the hell up Ward.

[chickfury]

[ You really need to learn to separate what lines you can cross to save your friends dude. Seriously.

Also calm down.]

Really.

serious threadjacking everywhere

[battleshipping]

You could've really used me there, S.O.