Any Halo RPers Up In Here?

[shipboss]

... Mmmh. And so you dredge me up from the depths of your infantile little mind.

What purpose could you possibly have for such a thing? Last time you enlisted me, it ended poorly, as I was forced to recede to inactivity. You've claimed "extenuating circumstances" but the honorable do not make excuses. I will not have it. Do it right this time.

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[65287_98303_sp]

Careful. You give a mundane an order like that they might just do it.

[shipboss]

... As much as I hate to admit it, human, you have a point. I have heard stories of the miseries they subject us to at these... "games"... and while I do not fear trials, I am also not a masochist.

[65287_98303_sp]

It's pretty much all for their enjoyment, yes. You might luck out and get a decent setting, but that's usually not our luck. Dare I ask if your mundane has someplace in mind?

[shipboss]

She currently has another alien in a game, the Box--but that is not a place I would like to find myself... though I realize I have little say. Aside from that she is unfamiliar with current games, having been silent for a long time. A place with a cast from which I hail would be preferable.

[65287_98303_sp]

[Palmer frowns slightly.] There aren't a lot around, sadly. You'll find a Spartan here or there; Revenance Paradisa ... my mundane is sending one of the -IIs to Crux. There's a few at ExitVoid but that might be short lived.

Captain Lasky might be joining me at Amat, but trust me; 'sex islsnd' is not a place you want to be.

[Speak for yourself Palmer, Mundane is having a great time there.]

[shipboss]

[Thon huffs deeply in frustration.]

I will investigate. Though I am sure the mun will find a way to have me regret these words, anything beats sitting and rotting.

... And I would not have sex with your kind, anyways!! [Mandibles agape, alien hissy fit. Don't give him that mental image!]

[65287_98303_sp]

Well, in that case you would die, dishonorably, chocking for air deprived by a crazy human goddess. [Palmer's playing it up a bit, but that's basically what happens when one doesn't please the sex goddess of the island.]

[but she hasn't even gotten to the best part yet,] Oh, and if you go there; the goddess would turn you human. Chew on that, before you get your mundane get too curious.