Canon is: Moulin Rouge!

[justacough]

Silly, is how I would phrase it. Foolish is another.

I don't have time for you, my dear. I'm a very busy woman whose time is in high demand. So unless you've got the ability to pay, I suggest you rethink this little endeavor of yours.

And I'm not laughing at that awful name you've given me.

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Oops that went right over his head for a bit.

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

Pay? I'm sure a gal... Woman, like you could get...

Oh.

oh Steve...

[justacough]

[She listens and then smirks. Oh Steve, you sweet but silly thing. She tilts her head.]

Oh indeed. What's the matter? I suppose someone as handsome as you isn't used to someone like me?

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

No-I mean, Um...

I see plenty of women like you I just... Don't really talk to many...

[To be fair, he doesn't talk to many women, period.]

[justacough]

Oh? You see plenty of women like me? [Walked into that one, Steve.] Yes, I suppose not a lot of talking is needed for what we do.

I hope you don't disappoint all those women like me.

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

[jakldaglkasdjfasdf;j THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE WAS SAYING]

Ah, I mean I don't really see them, either. I just see them kind of... around?

[justacough]

[You should have known better, Steve. Did being around Tony teach you nothing?]

Oh? I'm afraid I don't have a blindfold on me, darling.

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

[Being around Stark has only taught him a lesson in patience.]

Blindfold? I don't need one, I just... never mind.

[Oh God, what is his life. He's just gonna stop right here.]

[justacough]

[Satine will be kind enough to let him off the hook despite walking into yet another joke.]

Oh don't be so upset, just a little fun. You know how to have fun, don't you?