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[theamazingggthegiraffe]

Hay! Miss mun!!

You said I'd be able to see everyone if I came here, but I'm not seeing no one! Where did everyone go?? They're not at another show, are they?? I thought we agreed that they can't have a show called "Steam Powered Giraffe" without their steam-powered giraffe!

[The mechanical giraffe pauses for a moment as her mun explains what is going on and why she is here.]

Huh? A game? You wanna put me in a game?? Like Pac-Man? [A beat.] Are the others playing games too?? [A gasp.] ARE THEY OFF HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME??

[Oh, GG is not amused anymore. She lets out an angry huff of steam from her nostrils.]

You know what? It's fine! Those jerks can have their dumb games! We're gonna start our own game all by ourselves, and it'll be called "GG's Super-Awesome Game Of Awesome, No Singing Robot Jerks Allowed!" And it'll be really fun and they'll be so jealous! Uh huh! Just wait, lemme make a sign!

[No GG that's not why you're here... Oh well, she's already got a pen in her mouth and is drawing up a banner for this new "game" of hers.]

Comments

[eau_de_gravy]

HEEEEY, you can come play with me! Come play a game with me c'mon it'll be awesome!

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

[Looooooooking at you. She was activated after The Jon left, so she doesn't quite recognize this bizarre golden automaton.]

Who're you??

[eau_de_gravy]

I'm the Jon!

[Stops and stares at the little giraffe.]

...Who're you? D'ya wanna cookie?

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

My name is GG!

[That definitely catches her attention.]

You have cookies??

[eau_de_gravy]

Yeah! I've got like five packs of double-filled oreos! You can have some!

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

I want some!! Gimme gimme gimme!

[She likes eating cookies as much as she likes eating cats! :0)]

[mybackstory]

[.... Why.]

We aren't playin' any games. It's just what these Mundane folk call the places they take us too after abductin' us.

[Abducting is a strong word there.]

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

[Abducting? Pshaw. Her mun didn't abduct her; she just told her she'd get to go outside the manor and GG came willingly.]

You're not just saying that because you're not including me in your games, are you??

[Because her mun clearly said they were in "games" and it sounds like everyone's playing games without her. YOU'RE NOT EXCLUDING HER, ARE YOU THE SPINE??]

[mybackstory]

No, GG, I'm not.

[This is going to be worse than her discovering Tumblr, isn't it.]

Since you're here, doesn't that mean you're gettin' included? [Still just why.]

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

[This just might be worse than Tumblr.]

I am now, thanks to Miss Mun! How long were you all gonna leave me outta your fun??

[mybackstory]

It ain't all that fun.

[Few things can be worse than the time GG found Tumblr.

This might get up there.]

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

Well it has to be fun if you're here!

[Aw come on The Spine what's the worst that could happen? It's just a baby giraffe after all!]

[awfulsentimetal]

[For Walter's sake, who let GG out of the manor.]

Now wait a darn minute--

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

[Hey she's a capable giraffe, she's able to manage her own way out of the manor just fine. With a little help from her mun, of course.]

Hey dummins! Can't you read the sign??

[Indeed, there is already a little sign drawn on a sheet of paper in blue crayon that GG is rapping her hoof on. She's totally serious here, see??]

[She pauses. Wait a sec, why is she seeing double? Wasn't she JUST talking to The Spine??]

Wait a sec! Why're there two The Spines?? Isn't one bad enough??

[awfulsentimetal]

[Hey, there's no call for being rude. The Spine adjusts his vest with a frown.]

It's a nice sign, GG, but I think you've got the wrong idea. The kinda games these Mundanes like aren't exactly Yu-Gi-Oh.

[That's what the kids play these days, right.]

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

[Oh The Spine, don't you know anything? It's all about Pokemon these days!]

Well then what are ya doing here then??

[awfulsentimetal]

[One corner of his mouth pulls up into a half-smile.]

Talkin' to you. Who let you out of the Manor, GG?

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

I got friends in high places too The Spine!

[Read: She's only out because her mun took her here.]

And what about you? What are you doing outside the manor?? We don't got any shows right now!

[missfunction]

Yeah, yer t-tellin' me.... [GRUMBLE GRUMBLE too many The Spines.]

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

Yeah! If we have too many he'll just take all the fun outta everything!

[Wait no she has to remember she's mad at you guys for playing games without her! No time to be buddy buddy! She's totally mad! Yep, totally...]

[...Oooh, wait a sec. Rabbit what are those things coming out of your head, they're distracting. She might try to nom at them.]

[missfunction]

Hey!

[OH NO YOU DON'T GURLFRIEND. Rabbit bats the nomming giraffe away with a gloved hand, huffing steam and aiming a mild glare at the other robot.] Don't t-touch th' ears, GG! Those ain't for eatin'!

[awfulsentimetal]

[missfunction]

[greeterings]

[SO MUCH MASKPALMING. SO MUCH.]

Can "GG's Super-Awesome Game Of Awesome, No Singing Robot Jerks Allowed!" be played indoors?

[theamazingggthegiraffe]

[WHAT'S WRONG PETER VI IT'S JUST A BABY GIRAFFE WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?]

Why can't it be played right here?? It's where all of you are!