dear_mun | New muse, Canon: Assassination Classroom

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New muse, Canon: Assassination Classroom

I'm flattered that you'd pick me out of all of class E, but...Could you please try to resist the urge to call me a Kuroko with pigtails? I'm sure this Kuroko-san is a fine person and all but...

I'd just really like it if you'd call me Nagisa-kun.

[ He bows politely. ]

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Your mun should call you Nagisa-chan. Or maybe Nagisa-cchi.

[You're never living the crossdressing down, man. Never.]

[Omg no. Don't even look at him.]

Karma-kun! Don't give her anymore ideas!

[Karma you damn, better have deleted that picture.]

I'm not giving her any more ideas than she probably already has. Muns are super corrupt people, you know. Someone who looks like you spawns all sorts of funny ideas in their heads.

[Karma what are you even...]

She already threw me into an awkward situation! I don't need you and your ideas to inspire her!

[Karma sometimes he wonders if you're his friend or just a troll.]

Has your mun been treating you well at least?

Edited 2014-02-18 02:05 (UTC)

Tch. It's boring. She doesn't let me out to do anything. Most of the other people in her headspace are kinda boring, too.

[Well, that one bespectacled blunette lieutenant is fun to tease, at least.]

I'm sorry to hear that. Most of my mun's muses are very nice, there's a cat boy there. He often tries to groom me though.

[So this past night of being in her headspace involves Nagisa running away from the black haired cat boy. ]

You don't say. It's probably because of your pigtails, right? I know sometimes I just want to cut them off myself.

[Hey, where'd Karma suddenly get that pair of scissors from?]

Edited (and then I mess up the Night Vale quote paraphrase) 2014-02-19 05:55 (UTC)

How would licking me have anything to do with my--Karma-kun...?

[Nagisa starts backing away bit.

Karma no. Don't do that. Nagisa will never speak to you again.]

Karma-kun if you do what I think you're going to, I will never forgive you if you do it!

Edited (it started out with me fixing the forgotten kun and then decided to make it better, forgot the comma.) 2014-02-20 06:04 (UTC)

Pop quiz! To which play is the phrase "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet!" originally from?

[Because Shakespearean literature is important to Japanese assassin students.]

Eh? Uh....

[What.]

A poem by Shakespeare right?

You're on the right track~! But more importantly, can you tell me what was meant by it?

It doesn't matter what you call it, a rose is still rose. No matter what you call them, a person is still person.

[Only sensei would still teach even when they are in another realm. ]

Edited 2014-02-18 03:19 (UTC)

Bingo! No matter what anyone calls you, you are still you. Do not let what someone calls you distract you. You must keep your focus at all times if you wish to kill sensei~!

I wouldn't dream of letting Koro-sensei down!

[He smiles at the Octopus.]

Good! It would be a real shame if I had to blow up the planet, after all!

Edited (Wrong icon >.>) 2014-02-18 03:28 (UTC)

Is Koro-sensei's mun treating him well?

Oh yes indeed! I even get to share a room with a top-rated assassin of her world! She's a lot like Bitch-sensei, just with a preference for heavy artillery and silk Chinese dresses.

[Pardon him while he swoons a bit.]

[Weakness number 16 Koro Sensei has a Chinese dress fetish]

That poor woman.

Edited 2014-02-18 03:47 (UTC)

[Tight fitting Chinese dress fetish. Important distinction.]

Yes, she was quite disappointed when she found out bullets were useless against Korosensei.

[There's a random bazooka shell headed his way, that he just casually dissembles, polishes, disarms, and reassembles in the blink of an eye.]

Hasn't stopped her from trying though.

[An exasperated "OH COME ON" can be heard in the distance.]

Everything but the anti-Korosensei material won't work on you.

[She almost killed Nagisa too! Rude. ]

She's convinced that a strong enough explosion will do damage to me. I swear, she's a thousand times more stubborn than even Karma-kun.

[Yeah, Anna Williams does not care about the well being of kids. Sorry Nagisa.]

That's pretty stubborn, but Karma-kun's a nice guy when you get to know him. That woman just seems crazy.

[Korosensei gulps a bit, raising a tentacle in a hushed whisper.]

She works for the devil!

What?!

It's true! He has a glowing red eye, can turn into a demon and everything! He's terrifying!

Sensei what did you do to make her want to kill you?!

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I did not expect this. You have just made my day!

The feeling is mutual! I PROPERLY MADE ICONS FOR THIS ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF YOU.

agadfdhjfds! Oh my goodness, you're going to make me blush xD I love Karama xD

Karma is the best. There was a Korosensei around here a while back too~

Korosensei is the best teacher ever. Once you get past him blowing up the earth and moon xD

Listen: no teacher is perfect. He becomes perfect when you learn to accept him for who he is.

Yes. But I like a full moon. So it may be a deal breaker :c

...what do you mean WAS!? You haven't killed him yet, Karma~

how was Karma supposed to know that Korosensei didn't just kill himself in the meantime

Karma don't think so negatively about Sensei :c

NAGISAAAAAAAA~! /pulls out of moth balls

OH SENSEEEEEIIII /runs to dramatically

/uses a napkin to remove the anti-sensei dagger before catching all dramatic like

HOW DID YOU KNOOOOW! /twirls all romantically it's like we're in a romantic movie~

Sensei always knows~! /strikes a ridiculous pose

Sensei knows all! /strikes an epic pose omg Korosensei should tag Octodad xD

The next time I see him, I shall~!

Just imagine him being friends with an actual octopus.

And they could bond over parenting/teaching methods! :D

They can find out how he had human children

Yes, Korosensei will be fascinated on a scientific level.

The children look so human. How did this happen? xD

EXACTLY!

Mind blown. I really wished they explained that xD But it leaves a shroud of mystery!

XD

I love having two of my favorite characters as castmates uwu

<3~

Korosensei what did you do to get stuck with a devil woman? xD