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[bunontherun]

Hold it! Have you even THOUGHT about what you're doing?! If you take me away and put me somewhere strange, my world loses one of the last taugel it has! And then what if you put me somewhere dangerous?! That's like going double extinct! You can't do this to a bunny!

Ughhh... at this rate, all of my fur is going to fall out...

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sup, batman

[bunontherun]

Gee, thanks. Would it kill you to show an ounce of sympathy? I think Minerva understands me way better than you.

[... this is something he's going to regret saying.]

Re: sup, batman

[wyvernwhisperer]

[ glare. ]

I wasn't aware your kind was familiar with wyverns

[ this is not how we make friends, gerome.
sigh. ]

Do you want to...pet her?

[bunontherun]

... Are you sure she won't eat me?

[Yep, this is going swimmingly.]

[wyvernwhisperer]

Hmm. I'm not certain. She may be allergic. [ this is his monotone version of being playful. not that anyone can translate. ]

[bunontherun]

That's not funny! Now I'll have nightmares of giant dragons eating me for dinner!

[wyvernwhisperer]

Don't worry, I wouldn't let her. She would be spitting hairballs for a week. [ ok, he might be smiling. a little. ]

[bunontherun]

Of all the times you choose to be something other than stoic and scary...

[wyvernwhisperer]

I am capable of humor. I merely find rare cause for it.

[ a trying sigh. ]

You won't go extinct. We may have lost much, but there is surely a...mate...waiting for you somewhere. How will you find her if you remain in hiding?

[ was that friendly advice? encouragement? ... ]

...not that I...care.

[bunontherun]

[... Oh wow, this got awkward. GO BACK TO LAUGHING AT HIS MISERY.]

Wow, I forgot all about that. I need to repopulate my race eventually...