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[ace_of_knaves]

Ya know, toots, I think it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights! A year is a long enough entr'acte, I mean, goodness, my public must miss me!

And Bats! He must be terribly lonely, sitting by himself in his cave. With the birds. (Where does he get those kids anyway? Think he robs an orphanage? Heck, maybe he grows 'em. That'd be weird)

Point is, you can't keep the clown in the clink forever. Better than you have tried.

Trust me.

So show me a smile and set the stage for my triumphant return. We'll make headlines! Won't that be kewl?

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[batofprey]

Can't really say that it'll be "kewl".

Of course, no one really says kewl anymore.

Do everyone a favor and stay locked up. Read the headlines instead. Relax. You've had more than your fair share of criminal activity.

[sickjoke]

Well, you're pantswettingly terrifying to finally meet.

[ace_of_knaves]

Nonsense. Once you get to know me I'm actually very nice.

Or so I've been told.

[ace_of_knaves]

But the headlines are so dull without yours truly out there shaking things up. Conundrum, that.

[sickjoke]

[ Hood begins to laugh-- a sound that echoes the Joker's own trademark cackle, but underneath it's laced with fear and nervousness. He cuts it off with a cough. ]

I'm sure you're just the bee's knees. A gentleman and a scholar.