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[scratchdoctor]

[Welcome to my parlor, mundane. I do hope you enjoy "roleplaying" me. I'm entirely positive I'll meet quite a few familiar and semi-unfamiliar, yet familiar only by way of omniscience, faces here. Well, let's not dally a moment longer. Let's begin. ]

Comments

[adorabitchy]

h0w ab0ut lets n0t

[scratchdoctor]

[Perhaps we should work, instead on.... resolving that behavior of yours.]

[adorabitchy]

better idea
i d0 whatever the fuk i want
and y0u g0 back t0 being dead f0rever

[scratchdoctor]

[Oh, I believe my death comes at a more... important time. You'll understand when you're older, I'm certain.

Haa haa hee hee hoo hoo.]

[adorabitchy]

0k 0ne
i already kn0w ab0ut all that shit
muns g0t a 4th wall up here
and tw0
take y0ur stupid laugh and sh0ve it up y0ur saggy plush ass
this is meta as fuk d_m land and y0u cant t0uch me

[scratchdoctor]

[I am well aware of the circumstances, as should be obvious to you by now. I know you haven't forgotten my omniscience, yes? It is, after all, mentioned in the 'original post'.]

[adorabitchy]

y0u might have menti0ned it at s0me p0int
0nce
0r twice
0r a milli0n times a day my entire fukkin life

[scratchdoctor]

[Oh, those numbers are incorrect, as is the estimate of the amount of days. I doubt you've forgotten my omniscience.

Haa haa hee hee hoo hoo.]

[adorabitchy]

can y0ur 0mniscience detect the number 0f fuks i give
ill give y0u a hint
its less than 0ne

[scratchdoctor]

[Yes, of course it can. It is is omniscience, after all, and I highly doubt you have anything close to void abilities to obscure it.]

[adorabitchy]

if its really 0mniscience then why d0 y0u d0ubt anything

[scratchdoctor]

[It was a figure of speech, meaning "I know you don't have void abilities". When you have as wide a vocabulary as I do, you tend to indulge in things like that. My apologies if it led to any confusion.]

[engagedrunkmode]

hey
hey
hey scratchy
guess wut

[scratchdoctor]

[I already know what. There's no real point in guessing.]

[engagedrunkmode]

okay serious?
fuck you
i mean i was already gonna say that yeah true
but fuck you twice now

[old_one_hero]

Scratch! Good to see you. Mundane keeping you busy?