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[theconsequences]

Okay, so, like, I can get behind super powers. I can way get behind New York City. I mean, huge step up for me and all and anything is better than New Mexico. Especially, like... Green places.

But couldn't you have made me 21? I mean, seriously, it's like two stupid months, it's not that big of a deal. Whatever. I'm bringing my fake ID.

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[themorals]

Whatever. It's still better than what mine is. Plus you know what my so called brilliant mun has planned for me? She's frickin loco.

[theconsequences]

Like mine is any better. But come on, at least it's New York. You know how awesome that is gonna be?

[themorals]

Well, duh. But all the stuff she has planned, it's kinda gonna make it not so awesome. But at least she didn't go with that bedazzled idea you mun came up with.

[theconsequences]

Whatever, that idea was freaking awesome and you know it. She actually wanted to suggest vagazzling but she was worried just the thought would tighten your chastity belt.

[themorals]

Oh my gosh, Mack! Gross! Your mun has some serious mental issues.

[theconsequences]

Duh. You gotta admit that's hilarious. You could have opened a shop.

[themorals]

Ew. No way! I think this whole New York City is gonna be a terrible idea.

[theconsequences]

Shut up, it's gonna be fucking awesome. We can party all night, no one is going to care about what we do and we have super powers. Sure, they are kinda stupid but I'm sure we can do something with them. Seriously, you can not tell me you are going to miss T or C.

[themorals]

Dude! Being able to turn into a hummingbird is a dumb superpower! Now if she'd let me turn into a falcon, the that would have been super awesome. But whatevs. At least we're finally gonna be getting to New York, it's just not the way I thought we'd get there.

[theconsequences]

It's like, a huge step up from Albuquerque. Or even Nashville. We could actually make a name for ourselves, play in some bars and maybe record a CD or somethin'. What the hell would you even do as a falcon, anyway? Eat sewer rats?

[themorals]

How would you know? I mean for all we know New York might majorly suck butt. And ew! I don't really know what I'd do as a falcon but it wouldn't be eating sewer rats! I heard those things get mega huge and oh my gosh! Have you heard about what happens to alligators in the sewers?!

[theconsequences]

OhhhmyGod, that's exactly what I mean. Why couldn't I have been something bad ass like an alligator. A sewer alligator!

[themorals]

Mack, get real. What bad ass thing can an alligator do? Become some bigwig's big ass purse?

[theconsequences]

Dude. They can like... Chomp on things. You're just worried I would chomp down your bony ass.

[themorals]

.... [Honestly she hadn't even thought about that.] Uh uh! Alligators are ugly though. You'd totally be ugly, do you really want that just so you can chomp on people?

[theconsequences]

Uh. Duh. Chomping on people is way better than stomach punches.

[themorals]

Ummm... What if they taste bad? I better you haven't even thought about that, have you?

[theconsequences]

No, I guess not. Why would the taste bad? They'd probably taste like chicken. Or... pork or something.