He won't shut up

[swaggerelf]

So you drag me out once again, do you? Pray tell, where would you send me this time? Some ill begotten place where I have only my reputation to proceed me? Not even that, perhaps? You're a horrid, wretched excuse for a scribe and I'll have no more to do with you. I am king! I control my fate, not you.

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[imabarbarianrawr]

...Haha! You're wearing twigs on your head!

[Thank you for pointing that out.]

mun sympathizes

[greatdragon]

So...it would seem even the elves are not so untouchable after all. What trickery did you fall for this time?

[Hard to choose what is worse, Smaug angry or Smaug gloating over someone else's misery.]

[swaggerelf]

[He's just going to give you a disdainful look, Smaug]

I have no words to share with you, foul beast.

[greatdragon]

Your words wound deeply.

[Sarcasm. Have some.]

Especially when....I have what you want.

[White jewels that resemble stars might be of interest.]

[swaggerelf]

Would that it were a mortal wound.

[He has no love of dragons. Not after what had been done to him in his youth]

And yet I have the great distinction of being able to outlive you, Smaug. I can take what I want once you are nothing but bones and ash.

[greatdragon]

[Smaug is not exactly the loveable type either. There's an angry glint in his eyes at that remark.]


How fortunate for you. A long wait for nothing. If such a day comes, I will bring the halls of Erebor down with me! [If he can't have the treasure, nobody can.]